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has anyone done an art project with all the little delivery confirmation photos the burrito taxi apps send you

reading documentation i wrote about my own codebase's frontend and getting annoyed that i have to deal with frontend

hank breaking bad being annoying about a french white wine: "you dont understand the MINERALS marie"

i think my top ten tv is something like (in no particular order): - better call saul - mad men - deadwood - the boondocks - the wire - veep - always sunny - i think you should leave - 30 rock - one of bourdain's shows, probably parts unknown over no reservations

ds9 and master and commander

folks theyre saying i think and act with the mandate of heaven

2010s startup that puts “this machine kills fascists” on all the company laptops

dozens of us! dozens!

guess who’s getting 🎵 baaaack paaaay 🎵

my "never buying an american car under any circumstances" policy remains undefeated

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

it's so cool that conservatives have been negatively polarized against "breathable air"

is that good

folks they're calling it the best commit i've ever made

hahaha lfg

usa fans booing an obviously injured player 👍

let's gooooo

the us winning the whole thing is easily the funniest and stupidest possible outcome, so i think that's what should happen

my only opinion about belgium is that when i was in law school i went on a trip to brussels to see all the eu stuff there and the hotel we stayed in had bed bugs, but i got to go clubbing with a cute austrian lady, so in conclusion it is truly a land of contrasts

they're gonna have to add like half an hour of stoppage time lol

Remember when he looked directly at the eclipse? He really might do it

American experiment unambiguous failure - just have a parliament like a normal country and be done with it

ah yes the central valley, a famously chill climate that no one ever complains about

upgrading a major version be like

can we PLEASE put this motherfucker in jail already www.reuters.com/world/tesla-...

soccer should have backcourt violations

why do the Canadian jerseys look like someone spilled paint all over them

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

"life is not perfect, but sometimes there are perfect moments" i think mike breen just changed my whole life?

empirical proof that new york has been blessed with the mandate of heaven

as it was foretold, so it has become

folks,,,,,,,,,,,,[[tim robinson voice]] that's a bing bong

Air to Ground Message: HAS ANYONE ELSE TRIED WORKING THROUGH IT YET OR TOO SCARY. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #ad8e3fd925e F: #f88925ad7b5

late to this story but folks, that’s a bing bong

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🎵They call me Doctor Milf Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Milf I'm interested in things, I'm not a real doctor But I am a real milf, 🎵

maybe! it! will! happen! today!

would you believe a guy with this avi + banner combo prefers twitter

most efficient allocation of resources etc

LETS GO BUFFALO