Donald Trump

Trump arrives in Tehran after signing the Iran deal. 🏳️

IM REALLY LOVING THAT AMERICAN FLAG BLUE!

STEPHEN MILLER WILL IMMEDIATELY BE FIRED! IT IS UNACCEPTABLE THAT IRAN IS WINNING THE INTERNET! THOSE LEGGO VIDEOS ARE AMAZING! TYFYATTM DJT

TO ALL YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS CRITIQUING MY MASTERFUL DEAL MAKING IN THE IRAN NEGOTIATIONS. I SAY I WILL END YOUR LEFTY CIVILISATION IF YOU DONT STOP CALLING ME TACO BY 8PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT EASTERN TIME! TYFYATTM DJT

HOW GOOD AM I AT FLOODING THE ZONE. EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT MY TEENAGE GANGBANGS ALREADY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT.

I’m the Peace President! Nevermind the threats of war with Venezuela, Iran, Mexico, Cuba, Panama, Greenland, Colombia just to name a few!

ITS TRUE, I SPENT HOURS WITH THE REDACTED VICTIM AT MY PALS HOUSE! WE SPENT TIME IN OUR PYJAMAS PLAYING CONNECT 4, TWISTER & DRAWING DOODLES, ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE TO DRAW! WE ENJOYED HOT COCKO, WELL AT LEAST SHE DID! TYFYATTM. DJT

IM SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS MAMDUMMY GUY ARENT I?

Heyyyyyy Satannnn do you like my shiny gold horns?

WHO MADE THIS MASK? IT GETS ME A TAD EXCITED! LAURA IS BLESSED, MUCH LIKE MY MOTHERS VACUUM CLEANER IN THE 70s!

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY LITTLE TECH BRO MARK ZUCKERBERG WHO HAS INVENTED SEAMLESS AI. IM TOLD MARK IS A GENIUS, BUT AS MY SCHOLARLY PROFESSOR FRIENDS SAY, NOT AS SMART AS YOU SIR! youtube.com/shorts/Ucyca...

MY SINCERE CONDOLENCES TO TYLER ROBINSON WHO WAS FOUND DEAD IN HIS JAIL CELL IN THE COMING DAYS! HE JUST COULDN’T BARE TO LIVE WITHOUT HIS TRANSEXUAL LOVER, AS THE SUICIDE NOTE WILL SAY! DATED 09/20/25. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

SO LETS BE CRYSTAL CLEAR! WE CAN SAY BEFORE EVEN APPREHENDING A SUSPEFT THAT A LEFTIST TRANNY SHOT CHARLIE KIRK, BUT KIMMEL CANT USE BASIC FACTS TO COME TO A CONCLUSION. I AM THE FREESPEECH CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/m...

I’M SUCH A MAN OF THE PEOPLE! MAGA, DJT. www.cnn.com/2025/09/15/e...

John Cleese Rocks!! 👊🏻💙😂😂

I WILL BE MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW FROM THE OVAL OFFICE! DUE TO KARMA BEING A BITCH, GOD RENDERED ME EVEN MORE USELESS THAN BEFORE! FOR THIS REASON I’LL BE HANDING THE PRESIDENCY TO COUCHFUCKER JD VANCE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND VLADY! HE SAID I WON IN 2020 AND THAT IM THE HIGHEST IQ INDIVIDUAL IN THE UNIVERSE! HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT LIKE TRUMP!

TODAY YOU WITNESSED THE ART OF THE DEAL FROM THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, DONALD J TRUMP. RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE HAS FULL INTEL ON OUR ALASKAN MILITARY BASE, BUT THATS OK BECAUSE PUTIN RESPECTS ME! HE ALSO LOVED RIDING THE BEAST! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Today in Russia, I mean Alaska, you witnessed the art of the deal! I’m going to make some calls see if NATO enjoys taking it up the ass like yours truly!!!!

My highly anticipated performance review with Vladimir Putin will be on the 15th August! I have done everything I can to destroy his enemies including USA! I believe I have done an exceptional job. Joe Biden could never have achieved a demolition of US democracy in 6 months! #Epstein #Putin #Alaska

I have an Announcement! The immediate Iran/Israel Ceasefire announcement was a hoax! HaHaHa gotcha! I’m going to launch another attack now to save face, so Fox & fiends can call Me a tactical genius! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! GOD BLESS ME & MELANIA. WE LOVE YOU GOD!

Nazi MAGA ain’t too happy with me today!!!!

Did someone just call me the #2WeekTACO

I think it’s safe to say the key didn’t please Elon none too much!!!

It's time!

There's always a tweet.

Been thinking of old Letterman clips for some reason.

I’m such a genius, manipulating markets to meltdown so me and my family can make Billions day to day while sending the world into mass confusion and panic!

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Consider me a spokesperson for Russia! I told Vlad, you can bomb the shit out of Ukraine as long as I’m not President! See, I’m all for Peace!

@raskin.house.gov: "If Vladimir Putin himself had invaded America and come up with a plan to try to destroy our economy and wreck the cohesion of our society, he could not have done better than Donald Trump has done on his own with the help of Elon Musk."

Thanks @albomp.bsky.social for capitulating to my bullying and offering the US unfettered access to your resources! And here was me & Spud thinking you’d link He, Gina & I together as a successful election strategy! Kiss the ring, kiss the ring little man! @australianlabor.bsky.social

Who ever said we tough strong man republicans have thin skin?

Welcome to the Trumpcession! This is what a Trump administration looks like with no career bureaucrats steering the ship!

Yes we are selling citizenship to Russian, Chinese & North Korean Oligarchs!

EXCLUSIVE: Explosive new book claims the KGB began grooming 'young and vain' Donald Trump 40 years ago by saving him from financial ruin and turned him into a Russian asset who gave Putin 'everything he wanted' as president www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I love Elon Musk as much as a straight man can love another man!

I just want to give a special thanks to all the Muslim & Arab Amercians who either voted for me or abstained from voting for Kamabla! I really care about you! bsky.app/profile/atru...

It wasn’t me! What’s cutting funding for air-traffic control got to do with a lack of air-traffic control communications! Look over there it’s DEI policy from 2013!!!!

BREAKING: AOC blames crash on Trump / Elon “I represent LGA Airport as well as workers for JFK. Trump gutted the Aviation Safety committee last week. Air traffic controllers, already understaffed, got Trump’s “buyout” this wk with a 1 wk ultimatum to decide. It’s not DEI - it’s him. And Elon too.”

So too be clear, because one of the commercial airline pilots has a latino name, I think its logical to attack DEI, mainly because of my exceptional common sense! The next 4 years will be so great! We’re off to an awesome start aren’t we ? www.9news.com.au/world/washin...

Yes I demand the oil price comes down, even though I’m the one that brokered the deal for oil price to go sky high & drive a global inflation crisis! I also demand interest rates fall, even though they’re already falling worldwide!

MBS is a great guy! He’s giving me 1Trillion Dollars! I said “MBS for 1T you can cut up our journalists”

Day 1 didn’t exactly go to plan!

Who gave this Trans Pastor the stage! Talking about humility, compassion & decency! We were doing Nazi Salutes just yesterday! I want this old man arrested NOW! youtu.be/31ylIPemGlE

We told you.

Damn you crooked Hillary, how dare you laugh at your Supreme Leader, I’m going to get Elon to Sieg Heil your head off!!!!!