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I keep thinking about how Trump's last three Press Secretaries' names begin with K, K and K and how even when this administration isn't trying, it still does ridiculous shit like that.

Demand international election monitors!

If coming here the right way is really your main concern, maybe support chasing undocumented immigrants with paperwork instead of handcuffs.

When they saw that the ads were paid for by the taxpayers, someone at the networks still signed off on airing them.

Our shared history of reoccurring, traumatic, enraging and hilarious pictures will one day just be memeries.

Maybe Congress should be paid for the days they are in session. Pay for work in constituencies should require a minimum number of open public meetings. This going home to prevent challenges shit is so tired.

How did Ed Sheeran write "Beautiful People" despite not understanding the point of the song, or reading any of the lyrics? Amazing.

It cracks me up that I find myself occasionally explaining to someone under 20 that I meant "awesome" when I said "sick" and the look of bewilderment is straight off my parent's face 35 years ago. I fear it's become a "groovy."

I don't know why we're even discussing his $5000 bribe. The response should be "You seriously believe that crap?!" followed by hearty belly laughter and moving on.

People who believed the Enquirer and Weekly World News used to be bluntly mocked for their gullibility. Bring that back with FOX. Seriously. Start responding with a hearty laugh and a "You believe that s#%t?!" Make watching FOX embarrassing.

Just thinking about a month from now when more food is dangerous, unvaccinated kids are back in school trading disease strains, the need for pricey heating goes up... we should have been in the streets yelling more while the weather was nicer.

The rising cost of increasingly dangerous food brings the childhood joke full circle. Paste. We're all going to be eating paste.

Blown away by the amount and diversity of people sharing that Dolly sent them personal notes of encouragement throughout their careers. Often, when they needed it the most. We could all only hope to be remembered so fondly.

Glad to see "bunny boiler" making the rounds again. Such a classic.

GenX was told MTV would rot their brains by a generation that let FOX rot theirs.

Not to whine with no suggestions, but man, Hakeem Jeffries is just crap at stuff.

I want to nap as well as my cat.

Sean Duffy is an idiot.

Keep thinking about the Supergirl scene in space with her yelling everything out. Gotta admit, bit jealous. That'd just be first thing, every increasingly stupid morning.

14 years since Concrete was last on shelves! I almost squealed in the shop today to see a new story. Concrete is a welcome addition to this timeline! #concrete #comicbook

"I understand you feel traumatized." said the elementary student to the reporter.

The DOJ is weak on crime.

Told the owner of my local comic shop I would be unable to attend their event Saturday because I will be busy holding a protest sign. Their response? No guilt, just, "Do you need whistles?" That's an awesome person right there. #nokings

Impeachment. Third time's a charm.

He could say 2+2=5 and some people would say he's right because the equal sign is obstruction and 4 is a hoax. #25th

The longer this goes on, the less picky you'll be about who you'll link arms with. May as well start now.

Walks in with a Nobel Prize, walks out with merch and not much else. So, that's just like any supporter, really.

Cowards try to act intimidating because it's the laziest alternative to putting in the work on themselves. Don't believe be? Just ask your AI girlfriend.

I've only been posting less because of that silly, "if you can't say anything nice..." rule.

Impeach. Remove. Convict. Imprison. That's my mantra and I'm sticking to it.

I get a disproportionate amount of humor from streamers who constantly have casual conversations with NPCs.

"Thoughts and prayers" is guilt shirking off responsibility. Some want to abolish the Department of Education, increase vouchers & homeschooling, and think higher education is liberal indoctrination. They're not willing to find solutions because the literal terrorism of it serves their objectives.

Existential dread via art therapy FTW.

Dispatch is a genre exploding game. I did not expect to like it at all. I'm five episodes in, just this afternoon, and I am floored at how good it is!

As usual, not concerned with the contents, just happy to have the bag.

The vet says no breakfast today. Astrid says she wants her Oscar for best actress in a drama.

I keep regurgitating politics, so here's a cleansing and rare pic of my cats within 10 feet of each other.

Survival of the species is becoming less of a reason to tolerate straight people flaunting their lifestyle.

My favorite and least favorite things about Nancy Pelosi.

Baseball fans are getting the bonus pack double-ply toilet paper of value and indigestion this post season.

I was looking at my phone, went to spit, and spit on my phone. I can't stop laughing now because it also seems like that was the right thing to do.

Just because that big protest is the 18th doesn't mean you can't be protesting today. It's a renewable and renewing resource. Use it freely!

I'm more interested in what the generals said afterward than what was said to them.

I hope the military remembers its standards are higher than the president's.

What in the world is he saying at UNGA? This president is a babbling madman and an embarrassment to all of us.

The 1st Amendment is not up for discussion. Please discuss.