Outlandish Matt

Friend sent this link. And I put cards that have given me the most memories. And I wanted to elaborate more on each card and the memory associated. soichirow.github.io/my-9-cards-m...

Can’t wait to see our corrupt government bailout AI tech when the fallout wave gets here.

Dog pool party: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Original artwork by Darren Pearson (@dariustwin) 9 months of dedication, creativity, and incredible light-painting artistry. Created using real light and long exposure photography. #AGoodPlace

What’s crazy to me is that the president, whose residency is Washington D.C., can vote in another state?

A dog's tale: #AGoodPlace Source: the dodo

Research paid for by men?

Let this review be proof that just because a game isn’t for you does not mean it’s not for someone else.

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

With Tom Skerritt's passing, the cast of Alien have so far died in the same order as the director's cut (where they find Dallas still alive waiting to become a cocoon): 1) John Hurt 2) Harry Dean Stanton 3) Ian Holm 4) Yaphet Kotto 5) Tom Skerritt It's macabre, sure, but it's also fascinating.

I’m sure in 30 years we’ll find out that everyone it was used on had some form of cancer and that the government covered it up and denied everything during those years while a memo gets leaked saying they knew about it in like 2022.

I would love to see someone go back and compare tv show income to real life. How much income would the Full House family have to make to support everyone in that house in San Francisco. What about Leave it to Beaver? Family Matters?

Everyone knows Jesus wanted to keep out immigrants, only allow those selected to choose their leaders, and people to have to pay for healthcare. I remember Psalms 4:20 saying, “And Jesus healed the lepers after confirming they were citizens and had health care.” He charged 30 pieces of silver.

We all get that you don’t like Universes Beyond. We all just looooove to hear you say it every time a UB set comes out. But I hate to tell you, Magic isn’t just for you. So just shut the fuck up, don’t buy the product, and move the fuck on.

Hey, she’s driven by a bar so she can say she’s “passed the bar”.

I'm supposed to give a shit about a sauce that doesn't remember 9/11?

Wow, Ben Affleck knows some shit. youtu.be/MzXEWrT3Ld8

A Penguin jumped on this boat to escape a seal, so they took him to the iceberg where his friends were waiting for him. Original post

Make it look like this and you got me.

I really want someone to bury these around the world so if aliens ever visit, after we destroy ourselves, they find them and believe any Pokemon cartoons were historical.

Cosplaying brought to a totally new level. Original post

Incredible diorama of 1997 NYC: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.

Did you know? You can hear AND see corn while it grows. The crackling noise is due to tiny fractures that occur as the plant stretches, breaks, and grows again [📹 Douglas Cook, Roger Elmore] Original post

Poor little one. She now has chlamydia though. Helping others comes with a price sometimes. (This is a running bit with me once I found out there was a huge outbreak almost 10 years ago.) pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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Should be reposted every month....

This is like some Annihilation shit.

If a bear climbs a power pole, I don’t want to be on the ground either cause something must have been chasing it. I think you could write a pretty amazing horror story just around this incident.

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When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Amazing at how America has risen and declined in my lifetime. I hate that I won’t be able to hear how they teach our history in 100 years.

This guy recorded himself walking around a Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993 and its so nostalgic. Original post

I’ve always said, if there’s one thing that can bring us together across the aisle it’s being Weekend at Bernie’s fans. I think I was wrong.

Moving forward, they’ll just put in the stadium contracts that there can be no political opinions expressed or some bullshit clause to prevent free speech. They will find ways to suppress them/us.

I’m going to be that guy but I do NOT like my eggs runny. Wet eggs does not seem appetizing to me at all. I can’t get the idea out of my head that it’s uncooked and could somehow make me sick.

And boy has our government fucked over those first responders. To think Jon Stewart had to argue for them to receive benefits.

This is what we should have watched last year. @outlandishbeats.bsky.social

A Clif Bar has the taste and consistency of something I would eat to survive, not enjoy. Like, if I was stranded and I found an old box labeled “Rations” that is what I would expect.

If you REALLY want to crash the MTG market. Master the technique of white washing just the front of a magic card and printing to it. 1) You leave the back intact for verification. 2) You don’t have to worry about card stock. If I was a forger, I’d buy up every single uncut sheet possible.

Wizards of the Coast should bring back Archenemy with sets like The Hobbit and Marvel Super Heroes. Sets that can contain a major villain. How cool would it be to fight Doctor Doom with everyone piloting a Fantastic Four deck? Fight Sauron and legion of Nazgul with Frodo and crew.

I’d take Nixon 1000 times over.

This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky

Ain’t nobody out here selecting their favorite Verizon store in the app. Why? No one is ordering from them that much.

I think someone could make an argument for the first use of time travel is used to stop the person that pitched horse armor.

Monopoly - 2026

I think the hilarious thing is this happening so close to them doing the “We’ll fill every order within 24 hours” thing. Whomever is at the helm, needs to be sacked. It’s a shame printing companies weren’t treated in the same vein as shitty data centers. We need those now more than ever it seems.