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Canadian eh. The flat part. Walks under ladders. Runs with scissors. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t eat meatloaf naked.

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It gets cold where I live. Flannel jamys with a zipper is underwear. If it has buttons it lingerie.

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My girlfriend said “I love you”. I asked if that was her or the wine talking. She said “that’s me talking “. “To the wine”.

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My test results came back. I’m old.

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When making a salad always start with the bigger bowl.

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How long will it take for Americans to get used to penguin eggs?

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