UncleTravellingMatt

Every penny that goes to Gluesenkamp Perez could be going to flip WA-04 and WA-05. I'd much rather flip two dryside seats than hold a seat for Dollar Store Sinema.

Steve Schmidt is personally responsible for W, Alito, and Roberts, so I'm just gonna go ahead and not give a single, solitary fuck about what he says about Lindsey Graham or anything else.

So an SS tattoo is still a pretty good indicator of one's character, huh?

Where do I place my bet that National Guardsmen will be deployed to NYC less than 24 hours after tip-off?

But Janet Mills is soooooo OLD.

Jimmy Kimmel personally murdered Rudy Giuliani?

John Roberts is just gonna call balls and strikes. He reserves the right to invert the strike zone periodically, depending on who the batter is.

Callais is not "calling balls and strikes." Calais is a clear expression by the FedSoc wing of the Court that it has no obligation to preserve the will of the legislature. It is the Supreme Court claiming that it has veto authority over Congress in matters of policy.

I'm not exactly sure where people thought this was going to end up, but our opening gambit was blowing up a school. Once you've murdered a bunch of little girls with no repercussions (or even discussions) the rest of genocide comes pretty easy.

I don't even know what we're doing here. The answer is so simple. Just have Elon drill a 420 foot diameter tunnel through the UAE. Problem fucking solved.

The media focus on how long the damned speech was is so damned stupid. Most people who are adept at public speaking edit their speeches for brevity. A tendency to ramble is not a virtue.

Damn. The tariffs were right on the verge of fixing everything. I guess this means the economy is now the Supreme Court's fault. Remember: Republican policies can never fail; they can only be failed.

Looking forward to the Originalist Case for why literal princes enjoy less protection from criminal liability than an elected president does.

Maybe we should be asking why all these domestic terrorists are accusing Epstein's friends of being pedophiles.

I need an NRA member to remind me of all the gun-grabbing Democrats who have made the case that possessing a firearm at a time or place that a federal agent disapproves of is grounds for summary execution.

Dems congressional leadership is just gonna sit out the most serious constitutional battle since 1860 because they're worried about being accused of not supporting law enforcement. That's gonna happen whether they support the protests or not. Have they missed every single election since 1968?

Meanwhile, at Ft. Richardson: "Wait. The 'here's 10 billion more dollars for ICE' people expect ME to refuse an order?"

Even assuming the Government is telling the truth, suspected gang membership is not punishable by summary execution.

ICE shouldn't be gunning down citizens in the streets, but the real issue is the cost of peanut butter . . . Great work, Dems. Way to stick to the asinine media strategy.

These motherfuckers are going to point to the heretofore unseen numbers of no-bills as proof that the grand jury system is BIASHOAX to support some kind of stripped-down probable cause-showing procedure that would make Roland Freisler cringe. Fucking bank on it.

Perhaps we shouldn't have declared war on Washington DC.

Just a reminder: The guy who wants to prosecute Mark Kelly defended himself from a rape allegation by claiming that he's not a rapist, he's just really easy to blackmail.

Oh, I see we're doing bizarre crim pro law school exam questions in real life now. Neat.

Wow. Joe Biden was so much older than Trump's victims.

Is you sending poorly written e-mails about a criminal fucking conspiracy?

All the usual people who think everyone else should do something about *All This* want someone to take over the Democratic Party now and put them in charge. Seems like a practical, useful discussion.

John Rocker is an ignorant, loud mouthed bigot? That really came out of nowhere.

Anybody who has reached adulthood without learning the origin of the totenkopf is too dumb to be a US Senator.

There's no reason to be upset about Qatati pilots being based at Mountain Home -- it's not at all unusual. Be upset that the MH deal was part of the larger F-15QA deal. The USAF is essentially providing extended customer support on behalf of Boeing at taxpayer expense.

I guess we're just going to pretend that the vile little twerp's last known words were bigotry against trans people and a racist dogwhistle.

An AUSA now has to go through life as the guy who couldn't indict a ham sandwich.

Mr. Dunn isn't being treated like Dillinger because he threw a sandwich. The Government wants to make an example of him because *you* made jokes about it on the internet. The literal charge may be Assault, but he's really being prosecuted as an Accessory to Mockery of a Law Enforcement Officer.

I think people are seeing a conspiracy because they really underestimate just how badly the Government fucked up the case against Sean Combs.

I did not expect SCOTUS conservatives to so soundly reject Judge Kacsmarek's veto power.

Even if you're on board with a unitary executive theory that posits that the President can ensnare us in a war without Congressional approval, surely we can agree that the power to unilaterally take us to war doesn't extend to Netanyahu.

The rape allegation against Hegseth went nowhere, but it's worth remembering that if you believe *his* version of events, his drinking got him blackmailed by some republican housewife. Now, he's using non-secure messaging apps to share military secrets. This is a recipe for an intelligence disaster.

Obviously, Trump should issue an order that anything said/typed by Hegseth after his second drink is not classified.

Joe Rogan peaked at "Stinkbutt."

The Rules of Trumpism require that the next nominee be even worse. We're about to see our first ever disbarred felon as AG, aren't we?