Paul Dirt

Like.... Everytime?

Combination liquor store and taqueria called... Op! Nope!!! Nevermind...

Bob Songer - Torn the Poge

I dipped one tiny little toe into the internet tonight and this came up first. Goodnight.

You know how there's convenience store nachos with the push button cheese and chilli? You can just fill the lid of the nachos up. There's no rules anymore.

If you exclude 10 runs from yesterday's game, the Mariners only lost by 1.

This is all Jay Buhner's fault.

I chose the $20/mo option to watch the Mariners games... How much extra to not hear Jay Buhner?

New lock screen just dropped!

They caught the piece of shit worthless son of a bitch that shot my nephew!!!!!! Fuck this fucken fuck!!!!!

On a hill and 30 feet up in the bucket. Looking good Shelton, WA

Please sir, my buttholes. They are surfing.

Turns out there were two people on a catwalk and the SWAT negotiatiors were brought in... The crazy thing was this crotch rocket ripping wheelies then decided to run the sidewalk on the opposite bridge.

They closed the narrows bridge and I'm stuck on the Tacoma side. Been here an hour so far and there's at least 2 people walking around on the very top of the westbound bridge

It's 4:37 am... Do we need the constant sirens?! There's literally no one else out there....

"Loved ones do the job police can't"

Bring in Matt Flynn! There's one person that will laugh at this and they won't see it but I'm saying it anyway good day sir!

He shits in his pants. That should be the end of the story.

Wait for it....

It goes tortilla, butter, peanut butter 1/2, other half brown sugar. Roll sugar side first. Enjoy!

Here's to a great season GOMS!!

Y'all's sexts... Pick up your game.

No. Use only water. Not milk.

Walk back in 3... 2... 1

Shitpost in the name of shitpost etc.

I got this on an IV drip for the foreseeable future... Go Hawks!

I got this on an IV drip for the foreseeable future... Go Hawks!

Drop something watery if you feel like it

Is it rude to actively root Seahawks in an Arizona sports bar?

Arizona sunset if you're into that sorta thing...

I'm a bit early... GOMS 2026

Happy New Year from Phoenix AZ!

Big Dumper in the house as the CPA crowd chants “MVP! MVP! MVP!” for the rightful winner of the 2025 AL MVP #SeaKraken

Good luck Shawn!!

youtube.com/shorts/1GBdE...

Point No Point, WA

RT @WakeJakeJM: Would Steven Kwan be a good match on the Mariners squad?

a little late to the party, but this still lives rent-free in my head youtu.be/EtRSal1Zaas

Is the suspect already pardoned or does that come later?

Back at Neah Bay today. Same view just in the middle of a cloud

Guillermo del Toro's Ernest Saves Christmas

Ace and Gary's car!

The most NW spot in the continental USA (Neah Bay) and it's Dr. Evil's hideout.