The Packer Ranter

Honestly, if the Packers are going to get called for roughing the passer a couple times a game anyway, they might as well get their money’s worth moving forward.

At every level of football EVERY. LEVEL. you are coached to “play until you hear the whistle”. So on Sunday, even though no one in the stadium heard a whistle, a referee took it upon himself to eliminate 100 years of football teaching because his feelings got hurt (and his nuts). Cool. Cool.

Come on. We’d be talking about how they overcame terrible officiating to win. Two things are true: reffing affected the outcome, and the Packers failed in key moments.

lol, lmao even

Somehow they called this on the Packers.

0-2 vs the refs

How the fuck is that not taunting on Gibbs?!

I say this with the utmost sincerity, fuck refs.

This team needs a cutting instructor. Lloyd and Golden are first students.

That’s why you go for it.

If the Packers shoved Daniel Jones like that, they would’ve thrown the whole team in prison. Vikings are so protected by the refs. Embarrassing.

I think what a lot of people forget is that Kyler Murray is not good.

tacos. lotta good tacos out there.

That Progressive ad about turning into your parents and not being able to find the game is FALSE ADVERTISING! They ARE trying to hide the game from you. In EVERY SPORT! This is gaslighting propaganda!

Already have The Axe. Gonna keep it.

Welcome home, Floyd of Rosedale.

His friends don’t even like him.

Well, shi(n)t.

It’s a unifier, guys.

Like tripping on the first step of Chichen Itza

We have DeForest at home

They shot the fireworks off too early.

That is a great answer.

me looking backing at the refrigerator door after I had grabbed four beers before it closed

People skills are severely lacking in today’s workplace

the curse lives on

If the catchers could catch and the reffers could ref last night, the score would’ve been 200 to 7 (approximate)

{Dallas WR throws the DB seven yards into the end zone to get himself open} Ref: That’s just good receivering!

You gotta make this shit reviewable. That was his SHOULDER.

How many drops can a pass catcher drop if a pass catcher could drop drops?

HOLY SHIT.

Surprised that wasn’t on Van Ness.

Wrap up your Cox

A car that pulls out of its parking space because it’s too tight? We are making people into babies. Grow up, bang your door into theirs, and drive away like humans have done throughout history.

If you quickly type “taunting”, it can end up being “tainting” due to the proximity of U and I, and I think that’s important on a kind of philosophical level.

How many drops can a pass catcher drop if a pass catcher could drop drops?

“Fine line between drinking wine and smashing grapes.” -Mike Tomlin That is great line.

Premature fireworkulation. It happens to everyone. It’s not a big deal.