Padded Thomas

Always wanted to give this a try, hopefully I don’t regret it… How long should I stay in diapers? ❤️ — 1 day 📝 — 3 days 🔁 — 1 week @diaper-minister.com

Me after saying “NO” when they ask if I need a diaper change.

Paramount+ forcing me to watch toy commercials and Nickelodeon’s new series teasers while watching the new Avatar series in my last nighttime diaper on a Saturday morning? Not even complaining. 🤷‍♂️

The “a pleasure to have in class” kind of diaper boi.

Shoutout to my brain for reminding me at 3 a.m. of the time one of my two ROOMMATES and CLASSMATES opened a package addressed to me, called to let me know, and left two diaper bags on the dining table for me to find when I got home. Thanks, brain. I hate it.

The normalized routine of not being allowed to go to bed without a diaper 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

If I see ONE MORE SESAME STREET SOCKS AD on my Instagram… I might just need to buy them 😤😤😩 At this point, I’m being personally challenged by Big Bird.

Post-gym diaper change hits different.

Someone told me once that they would need a diaper to play the new Silent Hill game… okay, maybe it was me who said that.

Hypothetically speaking, my diaper inside a onesie may be considered to be simultaneously both wet and dry while it is unobserved.

Don’t take it from me. Take it from @northshoreabdl.bsky.social ‘s new billboard. Boost those diapers!

Big bois wear onesies and diapers to bedtime sometimes too, ya know what I mean? 😌

Why do we have to make the Soggy Monster so scary? I’m officially rebranding him. Introducing: The Crinkle Fairy 🧚‍♂️ Leaving thick and crinkly diapers under the pillows of good bois, AND GOOD BOIS ONLY, at night. Bad bois get spanks! Good bois get crinkle butts! Want a diaper? Gotta behave!

The “lemme disappear real quick and casually walk by the diaper aisle” move every time at the grocery store 😂

Moved my baby clothes to a drawer ’cause there wasn’t enough closet space for my big boi clothes 😭

Sometimes you’re just a crinkly boi doing your big boi things. And other times you’re hiding in the library’s bathroom, in a double-boosted diaper, reconsidering your life choices, all because that iced latte wasn’t lactose-free.

Not that it’s really crucial, but I think there’s an art to making your soggy diaper into a tight burrito. It’s kind of a skill.

Do your part, pee your pants, and help win the battle against AI.

Not a complaint, but why is this diaper so crinkly?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫

🌞 = daytime, 🌜 = bedtime. @ptdropouts.bsky.social really couldn’t have made it any easier! No excuses to be out of diapers now!

To the modder who turned a Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Lil' Gamer into a functional Game Boy Color… can I have one pleeeaaasseee!!???

Got extra fuzzy last night about being put into a diaper for bedtime… guess it was the right call. 😅

My brain at random times during the day: [THICK DIAPER THOUGHTS] 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Was so excited to get a two-week break from wearing diapers 24/7. I even got some new big boi underwear… only to discover the night before traveling that they’d mysteriously disappeared, replaced by pull-ups and thick diapers instead. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Keeping the pull-ups box tucked away in the closet hits different. I still remember visiting friends and family and my heart rushing whenever I noticed a box of Goodnites peeking out somewhere in the room . 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

It’s all fun and games until you’re wheeling an economy-sized box of XXL Goodnites through your apartment building and everyone gets a front-row seat to your grocery haul.

Physically baking in 100°F weather, mentally taking a nap in an extra-thick diaper with my paci. 😮‍💨

It’s like a 100000000 degrees out there!! How am I supposed to keep my diaper dry in this heat!?!? 🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥

Well… it was fun while it lasted

Diaper changes before or after breakfast?

Oigan supuestamente Goodnites separó las tallas L/XL a L y XL en México… Alguien sabe algo? 👀👀👀👀

This message is for BIG BOIS ONLY. If you’re still using baby bottles, keep scrolling. It’s hot out there. Drink your water. (Thomas for scale ) @alittleluvco.bsky.social

Loving these @littlenorthwood.com ! I’m usually an M, they fit just right. They’re cloth-backed and incredibly soft. I have pretty sensitive skin, no complaints. I could barely tell when I was wet, diaper science at work! If you get the chance, support your local diaper maker!

PSA: Eat your veggies, drink your water. Diapered tushie for attention. @littlenorthwood.com

Do I occasionally have a little leak even after using the potty? Possibly. Is that enough reason to keep me in diapers all the time? Arguably. @littlenorthwood.com

Just look at him! HE’S SO CUTE!!! Definitely team Noki here!!! @littlenorthwood.com

EXCUSE ME!?

DO NOT DISTURB: Doing big boi math to figure out how long till I’m potty trained.

Crinkle Butt Breakfast Club

Can we officially start wearing shorts over our diapers now?

Sorry, I can’t go. I already have weekend plans. My weekend plans: a thick boosted diaper and footed PJs.

GUYS, @northshoreabdl.bsky.social has a new billboard!!! No shouting or almost crashing this time. [uncomfortable silent back seat crinkle noises] 👀👀👀

Officially adding my local library to the list of places to never go back in a plastic diaper. That place was DEAD silent, I swear everyone heard my diaper crinkle from nonfiction all the way to the cookbooks 😭

Dad says you’re up next. You’re also wearing diapers at bedtime until I stop bedwetting. Take this and meet him at my changing table. That’s what you get for telling my friends I still wear diapers at my birthday party. 😤😤😤😤😤

The slow transition from drawers full of underwear to pull-ups to becoming a full time diaper boy. 🙃

Taking my silly crinkly diaper butt shopping to make sure my pants fit and the bulge isn’t there… oh, the life of a diaper boy 🤷‍♂️