palmerreport.comHere comes the Trump surrender...With just one week to go, no one can sit here and confidently predict exactly what the 2026 midterm results will end up being. All we know is that there is a range of realistic results, and they will almost certainly fall somewhere within that range. That range spans anywhere from pretty good for the…
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palmerreport.com"People are suffering... I don't give a damn."Welcome to the final full week before the 2026 midterm elections. Over here at Palmer Report we’re doing everything we can to get the word out and get the vote out, and I know that many of you reading this are working hard doing the same. Then there’s Donald Trump, who is also doing his…
palmerreport.comTrump to America: 'Drop dead'Those who follow my work know I’m an avid reader, and likely know that Edgar Allen Poe has been, and is, one of my favorite authors. In fact, I used to have a bit of a crush on the tortured author. THAT passed, but my admiration for his works is still as strong as ever.…
palmerreport.comHere's how we finish off Trump, right here right now...Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…
palmerreport.comSenile Trump succumbs to full blown hallucinatory behaviorThis week, and in fact the last few weeks, have been all about the midterms. At least they’ve been all about the midterms for US. For Donald Trump it’s been about senility. And this Monday, Donald sent tongues wagging with his latest mishap, which was, even for him, bizarre at best and creepy at worst.…
palmerreport.comTrump just surrenderedYesterday morning I wrote that it would be interesting to see whether Donald Trump decided to keep instantly disgraced new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia or fire her just five days into the job. In any sane circumstances, firing would be a no brainer. She’s reportedly been publicly masquerading as an attorney for some…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump's new press secretary is crashing and burning alreadyBefore we get to today’s fun crash and burn story, I want to point out two serious things. First, Donald Trump’s SAVE Act never did pass the Republican Senate – a remarkable new level of failure for a Republican President. Second, Trump’s last ditch midterm legal action this week against the state of California, doesn’t…
palmerreport.comHere comes the October surpriseIt is the month of October. This particular month holds special significance for us political animals. October is the month of surprises, a month when strange and mystical things often sprout up, unannounced and unanticipated. These October surprises often have the power to wreck a campaign, or CAMPAIGNS. Now, of course, many have been pondering…
palmerreport.comHere we go with the Trump-Russia scandal againThe evidence that Trump is a Russian asset is overwhelming. It can only be dismissed by a MAGA cultist or a person completely ignorant of Trump’s decades of pro-Russian utterances, policies as president and the massive paper trail of Trump’s financial dealings with the Russian mob and the Russian government. Most telling of all are…
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palmerreport.comEven for Donald Trump this is completely senileWith all of Donald Trump’s embarrassing and disastrous scandals and failures, it can be easy to overlook the fact that he’s suffering from advanced end stage dementia. Actually, it’s not easy to overlook that at all. On what planet is the sitting President of the United States being completely senile not the lead story? It’s…
palmerreport.comDid the GOP just wave the white flag?Leaving? I heard a rumor. This rumor, which is being reported both on television and in articles, says that nervous Republicans are whispering about — leaving? “Senate Republicans weigh whether to keep investing in North Carolina and Georgia races.” Oh my. The plot thickens. “Hard choices.” Reports say Republicans may be forced to make some…
palmerreport.comThe truth about Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham just came outWhen former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified to Congress this week, one moment got a particular amount of viral attention. After a Republican Senator believed he’d scored himself a gotcha moment by catching Jack Smith in a lie about having attended an Atlanta Hawks game, it turned out the Senator had gotten the Atlanta Hawks…
palmerreport.comTrump has berserk meltdown as his last ditch effort to save face in Iran war falls apartWhat’s the only thing worse than the President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason? The President of the United States starting a war for no apparent reason and then failing to win it. Trump’s war against Iran is a total disaster for him and the United States. Now he’s trying…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump's midterm bribery scheme crashes and burnsI was just thinking about the time that Bob Dole, a patriotic World War II combat veteran and longtime Republican Senator, ran for President of the United States back in 1996. Bill Clinton was already almost a lock for reelection, which is how the Republicans ended up with a nominee as non-viable as Bob Dole.…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump just lost big time – and he's hoping you won't noticeHere’s the thing about Donald Trump’s time in power. He has tried, as many times as possible, to break the law and do horrible things and get away with them. He has, at times, gotten away with such things. But just as often, and far more importantly, he has often failed to get away with…
palmerreport.comTrump TV crashes and burns alreadyWhat in the world is going on? These words were asked by many. That response was to a weird 24-hour YouTube livestream that came out on Monday. He called it Trump TV. I call it the pitiful gasp of loser-hood. Trump unveiled this pile of bewildering shit on Monday. Perhaps he really believed people would…
palmerreport.comIs the Trump Pentagon covering up US war deaths?On Friday the Washington Post said that more American service personnel have died in the war in Iran than the Pentagon is currently disclosing. If true, that could explain why there has been no new reporting of US military deaths since July 19. No less than six internal sources have disclosed numbers greater than the…
palmerreport.comYou've GOT to be kidding...Donald, “I know you are but what am I?” Trump has evidently been drinking from the stupid pool again. I say this because Trump’s finally decided on his justification to ban the press from the white house. The REASON he came up with is as screwed up as one might expect. The reasoning Trump gave…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump has completely berserk meltdown about disloyal "cowards and traitors" as it all falls apart for himThe United States economy is almost completely out of gas thank to Donald Trump’s complete and total lack of familiarity with how economics works. US world relations are in the toilet because Trump has no idea how world relations work. And now it turns out the U.S. military is running low on munitions because Trump…
palmerreport.comThis just blew up in Trump's faceSomewhere over the BLUE rainbow, the murmurs of discontent can be felt and heard by the voting public. The murmurs are coming from inside the House — that House BEING the United States of America, the peoples’ haven — or at least it WAS until Donald John Trump got his smudgy little hands on it.…
palmerreport.comThis is how we stop the bastardSupport Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…
palmerreport.comThe odds are in our favorThe midterms are getting closer and closer. And the odds are very much in our favor. Want to know why? Because we’ve got GOOD candidates and amazing ideas; we need to win to put them into fruition. But the odds are ever in our favor, and I’ve brought receipts. Let’s take a look at where…
palmerreport.comTrump can’t handle the truthIn his latest attack on the US Constitution, Trump banned CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House. Trump once again abused that most sacred instrument of American rights and freedoms that he swore to “preserve, protect and defend” because his brittle vanity can’t handle truthful criticism. That’s not the reason Trump gave, of course.…
palmerreport.comThis might be Trump's worst idea yetDonald Trump, freshly incoherent in Sunday morning,, offered up what might be his most bizarre idea yet — a “top grade military complex.” Oh no. Oh yes. On Sunday morning Trump went on Truth Social, saying that his ARCH in DC will be converted into a “top-grade military complex.” He says the Military ASKED for…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump just stepped in itDonald Trump has spent the past two years showing Americans that he’s too senile to understand what the job of President of the United States is supposed to be, and too malignantly narcissistic to care. Trump has wasted his time obsessing over draining reflecting pools and graffitiing his own name onto national landmarks, even while…
palmerreport.comSenile Donald Trump has completely unhinged meltdown as Kennedy Center debacle worsensDonald Trump has already ruined everything from the U.S. economy to U.S. world relations to the Washington DC reflecting pool, so he might as well keep going, right? In further proof that Trump has zero percent of the cognitive capacity required to understand what’s going on or what he’s supposed to be doing, Trump is…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump has another fine mess on his handsThis past summer, current stand up comedy king Nate Bargatze but a huge dent in his own crown when he attended Donald Trump’s highly partisan UFC fight on the White House lawn. Bargatze has since insisted that he only went because he was a huge UFC fan, and that it was not in any way…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump takes his longest nap yetAs the world observed the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump did not. Observe it, I mean. As the world stood at attention, treating the day with the solemnity it deserved, Donald Trump did not. Instead — Donald Trump did something else which, in reality and in view of his cognitive decline, should really have…
palmerreport.comThis just in... Donald Trump is toastThank you for allowing me to take a few days to myself in order to put myself into the best headspace possible now that we are heading into the crucial stretch of the midterm election cycle. I’ll admit I did spend yesterday watching the first week of the NFL football season. Why is this relevant?…
palmerreport.comTrump's MAGA movement is deadNFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers is the poster child for famous people who would be better off never opening their mouth in public. Every time Rodgers speaks, he comes off as more insane. His anti-vaccine conspiracy theories have even gone as far as to cause trouble for politics-free sports network ESPN. Now Rodgers is speaking again,…
palmerreport.comIf Obama…If Obama had been convicted of 34 felonies. If Obama had a much younger woman who was clearly besotted with him, follow him everywhere 24/7. If Obama made billions of dollars while president. If Obama sold 600,000 “gold” telephones for $300 and delivered only a tiny number of cheap, tacky phones made in Taiwan after…
palmerreport.comSenile Donald Trump has completely insane meltdown about 9/11This week will mark the 25th anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, and unfortunately Donald Trump is currently holding the office of President of the United States. Even on his best day, Trump would never have been able to do a respectable job of honoring 9/11. We’ve spent decades watching him try to make…
palmerreport.comIt's our turn now, dammitSupport Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Want to make Donald Trump cry? Just flip the House and Senate. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly…
palmerreport.comWhat does Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts think he's doing?With Trump’s cooptation of the Republican party complete, this week SCOTUS allowed Trump’s illegal White House ballroom construction to continue. What stood out about the 5-4 ruling was the lone right-wing dissenter, Justice Roberts. While not legally binding, dissent can signal instability in the court’s split opinion, can guide lower-courts, or can urge Congress to…
palmerreport.comMore bad hews for Donald TrumpThere is no hyperbole excessive enough to convey my revulsion at Trump’s recent howler, where he ranks himself with a fabricated meme as the “greatest” US president of all time. I also cannot overstate how little I was surprised. A war criminal who expects to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, an adjudicated rapist who…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump just got his 60 day noticeSupport Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. There are just over 60 days left until the midterm elections. Let’s send Donald Trump and his party packing. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only…
palmerreport.comTrump just lost his lidI’m sure you’ve noticed—because of course you have—Donald Trump’s preoccupation with people’s appearances. Rumor has it (and has for a LONG while) that he hires based on the appearance of interested applicants. AND of course we know when Donnie doesn’t like someone, he immediately zeroes in on their appearance, as the following story confirms. It…
palmerreport.comTrump in a nutshellTrump is a malignant narcissist who also may have frontotemporal dementia. That might sound like nothing more than an insult with just a lot of fancy words. I wish that was all it was. In fact, those words do a lot of heavy lifting. So permit me to break them down. A narcissist is identified…
palmerreport.comDonald Trump's lake of fire just went down in flamesDonald Trump, once known primarily for being a staunch racist and a brazen financial fraudster, is now mostly best known for being pathetic. I’m not saying that because I don’t like him. I’m saying that because he has indeed become, by any objective measure, simply pathetic. The past twenty-four hours have encapsulated that with a…