boo!po

this gif helps me gird my loins

just installed toe stretchers for an hour don't come over i am extremely vulnerable rn

shidney swiney's ass looks flat and generated in the undies commercial

E:5

the endless inning

ive named my tiny warrior Scroda

heating pad so hot i cant sit on it very long if it's set at 4/4 3/4 is plenty

ama about my variable aperture assemblies

overshot it on to the 2nd

need a seven game world series please tampa's turn to win two

i am sitting at home and i put a cap on for the national anthem i don't pledge allegiance to a flag or an outdated concept of patriotism

gary is stalking a grape

The Walking Dead: Deep Space Nine

my sony headphones are ten years old and creaky i am putting the idea of free new sennheiser studio cans out into the universe wired/BT capable (both), not top of the line rather one notch below, in black

i got black grapes that bust in my mouf so sweet hot damn 7 bucks a kilo holy shit id pay thrice that amount

the mayor shooting hoops at the cop training facility was not an accidental thing he's a brilliant tactical thinker if the new york cop union doesn't like the mayor, it really increases the political capital necessary to keep everyone happy or, you can become hoops friendly with the acab youth

the recessed area at the bottom of some expensive bottles of wine is called the punt it serves to strengthen the bottom of the bottle and to decrease the wolume of the wessel

trump refers to black women as "boogers" when he feels he is in safe company nicki self hate = erry buddy know itsa mothafuckin monstah

i voted at home and dropped it in the ballot box at the library and then i waited until the next maga lookin chap came to do the same thing and i smiled a little because we're both taking care of business, it's just that guy is a shithead and i obviously am not

used weather satellites to get a soak in and dry off just as the weather arrived i scampered inside (slo motion scamper)

visible rule shunning is contagious

nazi on a table i know, i know, it's srs

after a 6-0 start with the number 1 defense in the league, a black defensive coordinator, and a black quarterback, minnesota brass is busy trying to find a reason not to pay either of them at the end of the year

last night was the first time in mahomes entire college and pro career that his offense failed to penetrate the red zone for the entire game

fire at the seafood plant! heading down there with a really long shrimp fork

topical diclofenac is seven syllables if you're writing haiku

the 45 minutes prior to retaking my meds at 10am is the most challenging part of my day because i stretch and stretch and stretch and meditate and sweat and pant a little bit 🥵 stone cold unmedicated to stretched and warm in one hour

bill maher, to his 23 year old gf packing her bags to leave him: yeah but it's the biggest response ever! 8 column inches! this is the kind of free pub that's gonna rocket me to number one baby and you are NOT INVITED!!

did the clocks change

streaming on peacock

flavio canyonero

can someone please format Donnie's long ass poast on his webbed log troof social and poast it here

Harrison buttlicker

things are getting chippy on the field the lads seem resentful

Kansas city slurs are washed

no skips rain comes down 🎙️🎶🎹 like it always does 🎙️🎶 🎹 this time I've got🎙️🎶🎹 seeds on ground🎙️🎶🎹

im kinda glad my pops kicked the bucket long ago as if i watched a Seahawks game with him every time Jackson Smith-Njigba's name was pronounced by the announcers my father would attempt another riff-slur using a variation of the receiver's last name as the root of the joke you get the schtick 😘🌞💪

Seattle super yonics

i heard two new APC songs today that moved me a bit so i listened to Mer de Noms again for the first time in a looong time and it moved me a bit then listened to the new songs again and for the first time since 13th step i find myself immersed in APC great job billy

algorithm feeding our despair now we're seeing devils everywhere

i love it when kickers are malfeasant

it's only a matter of time until sam pulls a darnold mistake

mahomes looks weak

i just found out when my sponsor was ripping and running he was the singer in a misfits cover band 🤯

i had enough points to bogo (2) grams of shishkaberry live resin 🌬️💨

woooohoooo football is the best game

no dan no argh

the best thing about blew sky imo is my tl became a safe space for all the transes and i got to learn about transgender issues from transgender persons first hand and how to be a normal (bi/asexual) cisgender ally without making it awkward and weird

my poops are like shai hulud in that the first part out is always too large in diameter for comfort but once it struggles free the rest slides out like a greasy brown otter you're welcome

one of the side effects of the cocktail of nsaids i am currently gobbling is i will have a negative emotion of some sort (fear, guilt, surprise) trigger a serious heat rush that makes sweat roll down my head and off my chin... followed by a chill followed by back to normal ish luv this 4 me

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