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>game is about catching them all. >They make it a real bitch to catch them all. So yes, I would call that bad game design.

You think you know a guy and then he says some stupid shit about sandwiches

The left wants frictionless blowjobs

My body is a temple and my anus is the prayer beads.

I said young man There's no need to feel down I said young man Go see paggliachi the clown

Just found out Christ has a plan for us all. What a manipulative little piece of shit.

IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE: my favorite pokemon has changed from Venasaur to Dragapult

I open bags of chips upside down so it makes it harder to read their propaganda while eatin em

Only started on water once. Piplup. Ain't gonna get me again.

Pokedoku coach: Why didn't you pick ludicolo? Cuz I didn't think of him????

"I'm finally overcoming my gambling addiction" Wife: "but you look so cute when you gamble 🥺" What. The. Fuck.

Silksong is the dark souls 2 of hollow Knight. If you truly understold want that meant, please go outside.

flaming moe's

made a little teaser page for dullscythe, launching in early 2026 dreamware.press/dullscythe

Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

The recent shadowban for NSFW content on itch is unacceptable. An opt in was sufficient. Assuming this is in line with the Steam ban, please contact your representative about legal restrictions for payment processors. They have no right to police online marketplaces. Thank you

What's the term for things that are named after material/methods they don't use anymore? IE a window isn't made out of wind, nowadays it is made from glass

There are two things that make life worth living: Art and dairy products. (love is a dairy product unless you're a degenerate lizard shagger, in which case it is art.)

Frindie Friday presents Dogman95! It takes 5 minutes and made me chuckle. First person dungeon humor. computerjames.itch.io/dogman95

Frindie Friday presents Auto Necrochess! A lane based autobattler where you use the undead to besiege an oligarch's castle. Make sure to spread your army well because any enemy soldiers will whittle your hovel. stopsignal.itch.io/auto-necroch...

Frindie Friday presents Blue Wyrm! A first person melee adventure through the vibrant grotesque dungeon looking to save your wife. It takes 1 to 2 hours to complete. saintpesticide.itch.io/blue-wyrm

And my blessing goes to the dearest Dovekool - Steal their hearts. Literally. #Valley100