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The difference between Republicans and Democrats…. Republicans believe everybody wants to kill them Democrats believe nobody cares they are alive The reality is everybody’s living their own life to care about either of them 

Things that people think are amazing, but they are not Nasally country singing Vocal impersonations Fart jokes Marvel movies SEC football Singing talent shows Loud mufflers on cars Dirty sodas Loud bars Excessive drinking Black Friday Sales Super Bowl parties 

The same people who believe a VanDyke looks nice on a mans face probably believe that heavy eye makeup and eyeliner with cumbrellas looks good 

I don’t like that my phone populate Ludacris when I mean ludicrous in both text and speech Who made that decision? 

We gave Russia $10 billion to fund their war for an amount of diesel that will be gone in a blink of an eye and not change the global markets at all And this guy is supposed to be a good businessman? He appears to do anything for Russia and Putin. What does that tell you?

My friend’s husband overstayed a work visa 10 years ago, pays $80k/yr in taxes and has spent $20k on immigration fees. At his hearing they told him, “You’ll never get approved under Trump. You should self‑deport.” Does that push people toward more illegal immigration or less?

Remember when your boomer dad did the dishes once and kept bringing it up for 10 years and now asks for an award for doing them? Then you find out it wasn’t even him, he paid his friend to do them. But your sister says he’s the best dad ever. That’s what it’s like having Trump as a president 

How come when democrats say things take time, Republicans yell “YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH TIME” But when Republicans say things take time, republicans say “short pain for long term gain.”?

The dynamics of a freeway. 1 Right lane - about to exit or old and slow 2 middle right lane - truckers and scared people 3 middle left lane - swerve in and out of the other lanes as much as possible 4 left lane - everybody get the fuck out of my way 

Friend came here legally on a visa. Been working for ten years, paying taxes, no crimes, not even a parking ticket. Has paid $10s of thousands to get his citizenship. He recently got called for a hearing and they said “self deport, this will never get approved.” So what is the “right way”?

Captain Shitshispants said today that you should never arrest a president, but he could easily do it if he wanted to. That’s projection. He’s clearly saying, don’t do it to me because I wouldn’t do it, knowing well that his time is coming 

Just so we’re all clear, an unjustified war started out of fear rather than an actual imminent threat is considered morally wrong in Christianity, and in many cases it is treated as a form of collective murder. Thou shall not kill doesn’t cover unjustified killings in the name of God 

Be on the lookout for communist transgender Mexican caravans filled with Iranian missiles and Chinese fentanyl coming to take your money, all the way up until election day

One major issue with Musk’s age of abundance theory, Humans won’t quietly suffer while waiting for abundance. While people lose their jobs in the transition to Optimus labor, universal income won’t be available. It could be 5 years of transition. That’s not reasonable

I’ve been reviewing WWII details recently. You wouldn’t believe the amount of negative press Adolf Hitler was getting during that time

If a new mother in the USA asks for time off after having a baby, most companies force them to use their paid time off and if necessary request unpaid family medical leave As a sick senator in your 80s, you can take several months off and get paid and nobody cares 

I’m convinced at this point the only people who still support Charlie Kirk heard he was assassinated for having an opinion. And that’s all they know. 

What is his approval rating floor? We are about to find out.

Bragging that storm systems have saved the Atlantic and framing Pacific devastation as an acceptable trade‑off, fundamentally misrepresents the situation. Overlooking the reality that CC is reshaping weather patterns and increasing volatility across all areas, rather than simply relocating threats.

The reality today is people know way more about fantasy football than they do about politics

I know what he meant by. America is leading the world and everything. Leading the world in billionaire paedophiles being free Leading the world in greed Leading the world in highest debt per citizen due to healthcare Leading the world in corruption Bleeding the world in treasonous behaviour

AI is not AI anymore We should call it WSI for wicked smart intelligence 

Republicans scare tactics never end According to right wing media and just so you’re aware, if Kamala Harris had won, gas would be $8 a gallon, you would’ve been murdered by an illegal by now and it would be illegal to go to church because you’d be transgender today

Most people have no idea what it means to be a democrat or a republican They hear one issue that they agree with or against and take that side The stupid thing is they then vote party ticket based on that one issue without even blinking an eye That’s not democracy that’s just lazy and dumb 

I believe Boomer women have a bad reputation as “Karen’s” because they were the first generation of women with a true voice. On one hand, that’s cool. On the other hand, don’t abuse your voice.

Trump is more concerned about his name on buildings than these now more than expensive issues: Housing, gas, health coverage, utilities, food, child care, transportation and so much more. I just wish for 1 second he would show the same anger about those instead of his name on a building….just once

@thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social Nicole Saphier is lying

When Donald Trump says the U.S. is “winning AI by a lot,” he’s making a broad, boastful political claim that the U.S. is ahead of other countries in artificial intelligence, especially China, even though the actual data shows a mixed picture with strengths in some areas and weaknesses in others.

JD Vance misnamed the group, misrepresented what they do, and incorrectly linked Adam Hamilton to a protest involving “strippers and drag queens.” Vance took KC Pride and Hamilton’s church and spun it into a false claim that Hamilton “led” or “supported” a protest group of strippers and drag queens

Either people are genuinely stupid or for some reason they don’t believe their own eyes, which is genuinely stupid How can Republicans get up and say everything going wrong today is Democrats fault when Republicans run everything? 

Somebody want to explain why upholding the status quo of election integrity is a big loss for Republicans? 

A lot of Republicans seem fixated on the more free‑spirited Democrats, the ones with unconventional clothes or hairstyles. And sure, there’s a loud minority like that. But if we judged all conservatives by their loudest fringe, the picture would be just as distorted, (cough pedophiles)

Just met the first person to say they love insurance companies. They’re rich. They said it’s nice to know if something goes wrong they replace it. I told them the rest of us pay what we can afford and then get denied for every claim.

Can we stop with buses stopping at train tracks? We all understand the safety factor but most intersections have arms now. The entire practice stems back 100 years when we didn’t have safety features. Now all it does is impede and delay traffic at train intersections 

People at my work routinely get a cigarette break for 15 minutes at a time I took an exercise break and went on a 15 minute walk and had a lengthy discussion about how that is not approved So let me get this straight, if it’s unhealthy then it’s OK? Make it make sense. 

Today is a big day in the United States and especially politicians. It’s the first day of Rosh Hashanah

I don’t mind admitting when I’m wrong, and it happens to all of us. One moment I clearly remember was when I thought Social Security was like a savings account. Somebody sent me straight and said the money that goes in today goes out tomorrow to pay for people’s Social Security I didn’t know that

If you see a large gap in front of you on the freeway, do you fill it or do you leave it open so people can merge? When you change lanes on the freeway, do you do it because you need to or because you want to?

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Apparently, nobody remembers the whole one car length behind for every 10 miles an hour on the freeway The new rule is 1 foot distance at all times 

We all know Fetterman was planted by Republicans to steal a Democrat seat right? He needs to be removed for incompetence and gross negligence.

Attention door to door, sales people. Stop ignoring the no soliciting sign. Second when you say “we have a special deal only today“ we know you’re lying We know there’s no special model home discount and we know the deal will be available next week if we call you back We just want honesty

I’ve realized that the people who constantly question why we are divided as a country are the same people lying to our faces and dividing this country They know, they are just pretend pretending to not know

2015 the US debt gained $835k per hour Today the rate is $4.8m per hour We should expect to hit $41t in early January