Postcard From The Past

Chlorine is eating Sarah's hands.

It was almost a pleasure.

Sorry but my box has already been spoken for so is no longer "on the market."

One of our lads has gone down with malaria.

Hope you're allowed more time with the living than the dead.

There is no longer any need for a Pulp Research Group.

We'll try & write to you from Spain with news about everyone, but if you don't hear from us it means we've died of cholera.

According to our records your car is now due for an M.O.T. Please contact Helen on [number ] to make an appointment.

Dear Aunty Pam Thanks for the T-shit.

Haunted by two ghosts.

Hope you're allowed more time with the living than the dead.

There is no longer any need for a Pulp Research Group.

We'll try & write to you from Spain with news about everyone, but if you don't hear from us it means we've died of cholera.

According to our records your car is now due for an M.O.T. Please contact Helen on [number ] to make an appointment.

Jennifer will pay you for the tea service.

Dear Aunty Pam Thanks for the T-shit.

Haven't yet found a card showing Mrs. P.'s bung.

Tim has just had a haircut all over his head.

Discovered yesterday what I think are your trunks in my small bag - so enclose with my apologies if I am right.

God is really beginning to move among his people and it's exciting to be a part of it.

Haunted by two ghosts.

Andrew went deep-sea fishing and came back with an enormous conger.

I won't waste my time writing.

Jim has now recognised the landlord - he's taken his glasses off - (Landlord not Jim).

I am with nineteen members of Torquay Conservative Bridge Club so am playing lots of bridge.

It's fucking great trying all these different cocktails.

I won't waste my time writing.

Andrew went deep-sea fishing and came back with an enormous conger.

Not too happy about bedtimes as everything feels damp.

Don't feed Kim too much.

It's fucking great trying all these different cocktails.

One of our lads has gone down with malaria.

Do you remember our honeymoon?

I'm slower.

I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.

I keep on walking through Paris by night.

If you don't receive this card please let me know.

Now we're sitting on a bench for the second time (a different bench).

Sorry but my box has already been spoken for so is no longer "on the market."

Now we're sitting on a bench for the second time (a different bench).

If you don't receive this card please let me know.

It was almost a pleasure.

NO MORE SCONES, Katie.

I got the sack, with 6 weeks' pay so we're in Scunthorpe.

NO MORE SCONES, Katie.

Katie fell flat on her face in the sea fully clothed & didn’t care a hoot.