Patrick Nottingham

Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.

Republican senators sold out national security to kiss Trump's ass.

ICYMI: UNDER THE DOME: The First 100 Days in Congress of the Trump Administration. Episode 1: Shit Gets Dark Fast youtu.be/8YA6wWE_-Ao?...

Perfectly captured.

I haven't had an egg in 15 years. I think I'll be alright. Never a better time to go vegan I guess🫠

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

Egg, gas, and drug rices are up, Bird Flu is hitting nation - and Trump is golfing on day 8 on the job.

The moral thing to do is ALWAYS punch Nazis

@heykellyjensen.bsky.social has made a super helpful list of all the wonderful ways you can fight book bans happening in your city. Do not assume it will never happen where you live. It has happened where I live, in my comfortably blue state. #booksky

DAMSEL is an incredible book, one that does NOT shy away from depicting the ugliest sides of men, as well as the subtler ways they take advantage of women. I am not surprised in the slightest that the book has terrified men. #booksky

I shall call him Adolf Titler

So I just searched for The Muppets on TikTok. Why would Trump be third in the list? TikTok can go get fucked if they think this shenanigans will work.

MAGA chud left a comment under one of my videos last night that read “I love your misery”. It was never about the cost of eggs.

"We have to stop acting like little good boys & girls who don't want to rock the boat when the other side is drilling holes in the hull of our ship." @politicsgirl.bsky.social

@aoc.bsky.social clarifies she is not going to the inauguration today, stating she does not celebrate rapists.

We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video! Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

Obama’s inauguration - 28 degrees I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I highly recommend this newsletter for a quick news bite. whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com

So apparently TikTok is back. I'm not kissing the ring.

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

I think the issue with broligarch billionaire incels is that they can’t buy a bigger wiener and that’s why they’re constantly trying to fill a void. They can buy: hair plugs, HGH, yachts, gold watches, real estate, social media apps, etc. But they can NEVER buy a bigger wiener. And I love that.

Sometimes I think about how at the end of 2016 we all said as if it couldn't possibly get worse, "Glad that year is over."

Hopping on here after TikTok went dark is like going to the fridge the day before grocery shopping hoping to find the ice cream you thought you'd stashed and instead only finding some limp carrot sticks and a half empty jar of olives.

It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

🇺🇸 In the days of Carrie Underwoods, be a Woodie Guthrie.

So we have to boycott Meta for 4 months to make a substantial impact on Fuckerberg’s stocks? Say less. 💯😎

It's this my life now? Doomscrolling Bluesky looking for that clock app high.

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BREAKING: TikTok officially shuts down in the US.

TikTok is officially not letting me read comments or view notifications. I think we’re officially cooked. 😭😭😭 it’s been a wild ride. I appreciate all 530,000 of you who followed me. I’ll cherish this forever. #tiktokban

Well, TikTok just went dark for me. Good to know a bipartisan effort was achieved for this really important issue instead of gun control, healthcare, or the impending oligarchy takeover of the government.

The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧 They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

I'm getting pretty tired of saying, "Well we survived 20XX." I'd really like to say wasn't that a wonderful year for everyone with hope for the new one.

I remember New Year's Eve when we said goodbye to 2016 thinking things couldn't possibly get worse.

I honestly thought elected officials in Congress would resist giving up their power to an unelected doofus that has no real power over them.

Big congratulations to Republicans on their first big victory of the Trump era: empowering President Musk to strip funding for childhood cancer research out of the budget.

What is with us that we keep electing the stupidest fucking people?

Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇 Just one guess. 🇺🇸

The Democrats can't keep doing it like they've always done it. Those days are over. youtu.be/MfJgqVBxycY

Sadly prescient.

So RFK Jr. wants to get rid of the Polio vaccine? I guess congratulations are in order for all the insurance companies about to make a killing denying iron lungs for patients.