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If we taxed political donations at 25%, we'd pay off the #nationaldebt by next Wednesday.

What if we treated AI culture capitalists looking for another handout/investment the same way we treat other panhandle? "DON'T give him money; he's addicted to GPUs." "No, Honey, if he wants money, we can hire him to do lawnwork." These people aren't brilliant prophets sent by the machine-god.

I find the online defense of Susan Dell's freakish appearance by liberals under the "We don't shame people's appearance" argument to be a superb example of how easily and quickly liberals will inadvertently embrace fascism long before having a serious discussion about fascism.

I love all the fun little, "Gotcha" moments from the recent debates, but I feel we could replicate that by simply asking candidates, "At what age do you think people can give consent?"

"The Gentlemen" is just "Downton Abby" written by Stephen King.

I just had the uniquely dystopian moment where I was unable to prove I am me to an Amazon delivery man, so he literally took the box of goods WHICH I HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR back to local facility. Forget capitalism; basic commerce is dead in this shithole country.

It is truly damning that the Jewish American community is more upset about Macklemore's tepid support of Palestine than actual, literal Not-Sees returning to power in Germany.

The DNC thesis of 2024: the economy is better than you think it is, and the Gops are terrifying. If that sounds familiar, you may be familiar with Trumpapalooza.

Yesterday, thousands in the PDF Party celebrated a 31-year-old man who made a career of stalking and harassing teenagers on-camera on university campuses, and the rest of us are supposed to pretend he was somehow different than the creepy, exploitive producers of "Girls Gone Wild."

COPAGANDA: It's all this bureaucratic red tape, burdensome civil rights, and fiendish lawyers that hold us back and allow criminals free reign! ACTUAL LOCAL PDs: We preferentially hire people without college degrees and deliberately avoid people who score high on aptitude tests.

I was today years old when I realized that you have to adapt your dipping substance to the salsa. I just found somemind-bending local salsa. Traditional nachos simply didn't work; this stuff is too thick and dense. So, I upgraded to bagel chips, and haven't looked back. #multiculturalism #meltingpot

I'm tired of hearing about guillotines. They aren't efficient or practical, people. This revolution will use woodchippers on our ruling class.

I'm tired of all this "Will American democracy die?" nonsense. Instead, I want someone to explain to me when, exactly, the US achieved a full, multicultural, transparent democracy, because I must have been sick that day.

Just started watching this, and, it's a horror movie: youtu.be/bO6dQkVBB0c

In reaction to recent, traumatic events, I have decided to start an organized religion based on the teachings of Our Lady and Savior; Dolly Parton. More updates to follow as the cult/concert grows.

They want you to believe 0.45's relationship with Harp is sexual in nature, because that flatters him more than the truth: she's an hospice nurse who's around to keep Decaying Leader upright and alert. And she's wildly incompetent in that role.

New rule: Public figures will not be protected by the 4th Amendment. You give up all expectations of privacy by becoming a public figure.

Hey, Ableds; we need to have a chat. There's never a good OR bad reason to romantically reject someone, BUT, if ability or disease status are part of your thinking, you really aren't emotionally ready for a long-term relationship, yourself, BECAUSE, guess what happens as you age?

"Aktion T4 slightly slowed by judiciary" FTFT

"Monsters of God" goes from, "Oh, this is a kooky series about one aspect of the illegal wildlife industry," to, "Oh, no; this is too much crime" in two episodes.

If your revolution requires vast swathes of humanity to suffer and/or die for your stated end; you aren't a revolutionary, you're a cultist who believes in human sacrifice.

After being forced to sit through an editor's rant about the Giants' Pride themed uniforms, I have to wonder how many Boomers mistake "Deeply uncomfortable silence" with "conversation."

So. I'm just starting to dig in to "Data centers," and, I think we're being lied to. As bad as you think they are; in practice, they're catastrophically worse. As in "Silent Spring" bad.

If you try to analyze 0.45's latest "address" from a conventional political framework, you'll be confounded. The "speech" can only be interpreted accurately as a declining cult leader desperately reinforcing followers' prejudices to cling to power in his waning days. That's all.

When I was younger, I read about how Medieval monarchs would consult astrologers and soothsayers before major decisions. At the time, I thought it was counterproductive and absurd, but, nowadays, pols talk to economists and pollsters about decisions, so I guess time is a flat circle.

Remember, he wants your outrage, wrath, and despair. He wants history to Remember him with vigor and hatred. He does NOT want you to see a declining, feeble, sad old man who has never received a telephone call on his birthday, let alone a sincere celebration.

For no reason; I would like to thank my parents for attending all of my childhood birthday parties. And for giving me the freedom to experience the direct consequences of my decisions. Again, just a random thought.

I would simply add that we shouldn't accept the argument that the Senate won't remove 0.45 as an excuse to do nothing. Congress's inaction on this issue signals to the world that we have no effective checks and balances, and we're, therefore, an unstable, unreliable autocracy.

What 0.45 ended up in a "Reverse Godfather" situation with DJTJ's wedding? Instead of a line of friends and neighbors asking favors; it was a line of foreign creditors asking for a refund?

Donald J. Trump is a villain from a Roald Dahl book.