Patrick Leger

watched Hope and Resident Evil this week, I’m fully desensitized to jump scares for the rest of the year

I’m getting better at talking to myself in a Yoda voice but I’m going to need more practice

Y'all ready for the butlerian jihad?

I’m kinda like Prometheus but instead of having an eagle eat my immortal liver everyday, I have a mosquito that mercilessly bites me every night when I watch a movie on the couch

Working on a pitch for a You've Got Mail reboot but the Tom Hanks character is opening a slop bowl restaurant

If I ever put out a comic, I would probably have to redraw it every year bc I would find some detail I was unhappy with. All of my fans who have read this comic for years could discuss changes & whether or not they were improvements & what they think about my new style vs my old ones. Nightmare

The most exciting possability about a 2-character story in the new GTA is maybe the non-player character just drives you everywhere.

I can't stop looking at this van (bus?) I saw in a japanese magazine

I was using a back massager on my neck while looking at a digital clock display and the vibration made the numbers go around in circles. It made me think maybe the visual gags in Looney Tunes are based on reality

AOC is single now and all the NYC politicians are looking for illustrator spouses 🤔

I need a group of illustrators willing to go in on an airbnb in Argentina next summer. SOUTHERN Argentina.

Shout out to the Radio City Music Hall carpet

Man I know I’m gonna screw this up when it actually happens

Sometimes I want to do a drawing with some Pierre Le-Tan cross hatching to drive myself crazy

Shocked to learn the guy who painted this poster was (1) still in college when he got the job (2) has never painted another movie poster

all of these World Cup fans are going to go home with stories of NYC with its yellow skies and air that smells like BBQ potato chips

the ppl walking around nyc rn wearing layers need to be studied by scientists to learn whatever medical secrets they have

Had a terrifying realization today that the label on a towel in my bathroom is from a store that I've never been in

Buying a bag of mixed greens for salads is basically like taking on a freelance illustration assignment, because that bag comes with an unavoidable schedule and a deadline that could result in you getting botulism

Losing my studio next year and fully expecting my apartment to look like Neo's after I move everything in

New one for the New Yorker about the fall of Italian soccer and its links to stricter immigration policies.

The statue heads for seats is such a great detail

Don't talk to me about gas prices when flavored mayo is $60 a gallon

They should have an adult amusement park where you spend a weekend running from or getting indoctrinated into a fake cult. Like The Wicker Man or Midsommar but for fun.

It's not AI, I just drew that hand really bad

I wish people were still threatening to Naruto-run into secure areas like 2019

I can't tell if the NYT writer whose entire beat is covering the opening SNL skit is being rewarded or punished.

If I was reclusive genius author or something, I’d only send my publisher manuscripts on obsolete formats like floppies or zip disks just to add to my mystique and to drive them crazy

it’s kinda crazy that Brita has this water pitcher monopoly but can’t design one that actually pours water correctly

Why are they not releasing the name of the graphic novel that Epstein's suicide note was in? What are they hiding?

Tony Stella passing is such a huge loss, RIP

If AI goes rogue, we can show it this and it will self-destruct www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4G0...

The curly mullet is all over NYC. The intensity scale goes from Bensen Boone level (low) to Danny McBride (high)

Overheard 2 guys, one of them chiding the other and passionately defending someone who does cosplay as responsibly acting out a power fantasy as a response to feeling disempowered in the rest of their life

I love my gym because sometimes I'll open a locker and there's a sticker of a latino-coded Vegeta.

my only career regret is that I didn’t get to illustrate the “guy turning into a tortoise” subway ads

Going on ebay is great because sometimes you win an auction and get that dopamine hit but other times the price goes too high and you get the satisfaction of self control and the illusion of your fiscal responsibility

I hope that A24 Elden Ring movie is just about a guy playing Elden Ring and various people come in to watch him and he has to try and explain the story to them.

Shirt chest pockets are so amazing now that I wear glasses. Like what an incredible innovation

Seeing a candid pic of someone famous in their disorganized home is a real self-esteem booster.

They should make digital projectors that you can just screw into ceiling light fixtures

Who wants to get in on my store idea: selling background decoration pieces for podcasters and news reporters. Art that doesn't draw focus, books with illegible or super legible spines, etc. Looking for investors