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Love going to hometown so I can point out where blockbuster videos used to be

I feel like medieval peasants would have really enjoyed Triscuits. Oreos would be too much, overwhelming. Saltines wouldn’t be impressive at all. Triscuit is sweet spot

There should be defense in bowling

On dates I think I need to talk about the French Revolution a little less or a lot more. Right now I’m in a weird middle ground that would have been popular in 1789 but gotten my head lopped off in 1793

left the house unsure about my outfit and then immediately saw another bald, bearded white guy dressed the exact same way

When I have no idea what I’m supposed to say in a memo, I just write that one thing “implicates” some other thing. Works every time