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Reminded of a scene from 1997’s Titanic, where Capt Smith receives an iceberg warning, yet he tells Rose not to worry, “I’ve actually just ordered the last boiler to be lit. “ Except here, Cap Smith says, “EFF YOUUUU, WE’RE GONNA SLAM EM ALL! AHHHHHH! DIE! DIE!”

Is that good?

MY NEW COLOGUARD IS HERE! A NEW COLOGUARD IS HERE!!! HOORAY!

Boo. Squid Game. The Smile couple in LA was better

Not totally sure it’s their bit yet, but if it is, props to the row of Handmaid’s Tale guests at Tyson v Paul