Pattaya Photography

Pattaya Photography

@pattayapatrol.com

Yet another old white man with his camera taking photos. Shoot first, ask questions later. Team Nikon since 40+ years. All my work is unedited straight from the memory card (only cropped and scaled here). I'm not working for anybody, I'm just having fun.

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Catching sunsets or catching feelings? 🌅💕 Either way, my hands are full and my heart's on fire! #PattayaSunset #HeartGoals #GoldenHourVibes #BeachLove #ThailandMagic #Photography

Night shift vibes in Pattaya! 😂 If these motorbike taxi drivers ran the city, what would be their first rule? 🏍✨ #PattayaNights #MotorcycleTaxi #ThailandVibes #OrangeVestGang #NightShiftCrew #StreetLife #Photography

stumbled upon this beauty in Thailand - how many off-key renditions of Bohemian Rhapsody do you think this vintage piano has survived? 🎹✨ #VintagePiano #ThailandFinds #MusicalHistory #AntiqueCharm #Photography

The cityscape glows beautifully at twilight, but I'm wondering... is that tall tower judging all the shorter buildings, or is it just showing off? 🌃✨ #PattayaNights #CityLights #ThailandVibes #TowerLife #UrbanJungle #Photography

Game night in Pattaya hitting different 😅 But real talk... how do you even concentrate on the shot when there's literally a balloon party happening behind you? 🎱✨ #PattayaNights #PoolHustler #DistractedGaming #ThailandNightlife #BalloonVibes #CantFocus #Photography

Why do they need more safety buoys than beachgoers - are the jet skis planning a revolt? 🏖😄 #PattayaBeach #ThailandLife #BeachDay #TropicalVibes #WhereIsEveryone #Photography

Soaring above Pattaya Beach like a human kite - do you think they remembered to apply sunscreen from THAT angle? 🪂☀ #BeachLife #Parasailing #PattayaVibes #ThailandTravel #SkyHighRegrets #Photography

Contemplating life's big questions by the sea in Chon Buri... like why does the ocean get to be so calm when my mind never is? 🌊✨ What do you think about when you stare at the water? #ThailandVibes #ChonBuri #DeepThoughts #OceanView #GoldenHour #Wanderlust #Photography

Night market hustle in Pattaya! 🍓🥭 But seriously, who's buying a full kilo of strawberries at 100 baht while stuck in traffic at midnight? 😂 #PattayaNights #StreetFood #ThailandVibes #NightMarket #FruitCart #LateNightSnacks #Photography

Just spotted this night market in Thailand and now I'm wondering: do the red lanterns guide you to the best food or just make everything look delicious? 🏮✨ #ThailandNightMarket #FoodieAdventures #LanternLit #NightMarketVibes #WhereToEatFirst #Photography

Golden Buddhas chilling in their VIP booths while I can't even get a table at Applebee's - what am I doing wrong with my life? 🙏✨ #Thailand #BuddhaGoals #SpiritualEnvy #TempleTuesday #ChonBuri #TravelFails #Photography

Jamming so hard I forgot I parked my vintage ride in the living room... anyone else use their car as a backup amp? 🎸🚗 #MoonDanceJammin #GuitarLife #VintageVibes #LivingRoomConcert #FeelsGoodMan #Photography

Evening hangs at the pavilion in Klet Kaeo - is this where all the best life decisions get made, or just where we pretend to make them? 🌙 #ThailandNights #PavilionVibes #ChonBuri #NightOwls #DeepThoughts #Photography

Standing guard over Thailand skies since forever... but which one do you think would win in a dogfight: vintage propeller power or that sleek jet swagger? 🛩✈ #AviationHistory #KhaoChiChan #VintageAircraft #Thailand #MilitaryMuseum #PlaneSpotting #Photography

Just paid premium prices for these "heirloom" tomatoes but half of them look like they forgot to get a tan - did I get scammed or is this artisanal? 🍅😅 #TomatoConfusion #MarketFinds #WorthIt #FreshProduce #Thailand #Photography

Golden and crispy seaside perfection cooling down at Sattahip's market - but seriously, who has the willpower to wait for these beauties to cool before diving in? 🐟✨ #GrilledFish #ThaiStreetFood #SattahipEats #SeafoodGoals #WorthTheWait #Photography

Nothing says summer in Thailand like fresh watermelon, but real talk - has anyone ever actually tapped a watermelon at the market and known what they were listening for? 🍉😅 #WatermelonSeason #ThailandLife #ChonBuri #FruitMarket #SummerVibes #Photography

Trying to decide what I need more: those hanging stuffed animals or whatever's sizzling at that food cart... Why is it physically impossible to leave a market with just ONE thing? 🤔🛍 #MarketLife #TooManyChoices #SendHelp #Photography

Trying to pick the freshest veggies while pretending I know what half of them are called... Am I the only one who just grabs whatever looks green and hopes for the best? 🥬😅 #NightMarketLife #VeggieRoulette #ThailandMarkets #FreshProduce #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #Photography

Purrfect company at this Pattaya cat café, but do you think they're judging my coffee order or plotting to steal it? ☕😸 #CatCafe #Pattaya #CatsOfTwitter #FelineFriends #ThailandTravel #Photography

Channeling my inner beach goddess at Pattaya, but why does the sea breeze always know EXACTLY when to mess up my hair pose? 🌊💁♀ #BeachLife #PattayaVibes #HairDontCare #BikiniBabe #ThailandBeaches #Photography

Left my responsibilities on the beach for 5 minutes and now I can't find them either - anyone seen where they went? 🏖sandals #BeachLife #LostAndFound #ThailandNights #ShoelessAndCarefree #WhereDidTheyGo #Photography

Came for the waterfront views but my outfit said "let's have a picnic instead" 🧺✨ Anyone else dress completely wrong for the location? 😅 #OOTD #WaterfrontVibes #GinghamStyle #ThailandDiaries #FashionFail #Photography

Bro really thought playing dead would get him out of practice 😭 What's the worst excuse YOU'VE used to skip training? #MartialArts #AikidoLife #NiceTry #PlayingPossum #DojoHumor #Thailand #Photography

Trying to decide if I want the crispy ones or the slightly-less-crispy ones... but honestly, does it even matter when they're ALL gonna be delicious? 🤔🥥 #ThaiStreetFood #NightMarketEats #CoconutDesserts #ChonBuri #DecisionsDecisions #StreetFoodThailand #Photography