Pattie

My default communication style = a required minimum of sardonism, sarcasm, irony, and/or hyperbole. More if I actually know you. Now & then during long chat I think "oh dear - person has taken everything I said literally" Assume anything I say is not meant to be taken 100% at face value please 😁

My favorite underwear

Religions have been started on less. I think we can do this.

Pfffft. Hand.

Glasses always make a guy instantly cuter. There are no exceptions. I will not be taking questions 😎

Getting a bit too fuzzy up here. Shaving time.

The most important words a man or woman can say.

"I'd been wearing my diapers for 4 days nonstop at this point and I still hadn't taken a shit. I was beginning to think I'd need to abandon this and just pad up for special occasions. Then, it happened." Continued... - from "My First Mess" - © 13 February 2017 - by Pat Egan

Happy 420 all you diaper dumpers

Must go fast zoom!

I have only known this guy existed for about thirty seconds and I know I'm gonna love it

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

Y'all know. #ABDL #Diaper #Little

The more and more I'm wearing a pink diaper under a pink onesie, I'm realizing something. White people should be called pink people.

I would forget how to speak for probably 10 seconds

The mummy mug is back, making coffee so much spookier :-p #gaybdl #gaysinskirts #whowakesupthisearlyimeangeez

When you're walking dogs in the ass crack of February, this actually helps

Today, 9 years ago I realized. I’m not growing up to be a man at all. I wanted to show the world how awsome i am in pampers and made it who i am. What was my biggest hurdle? None actually. Once my family and friends knew. Who the fuck was gonna stop me? BE TRUE TO YOU. Now…never later.

I'm a diaper boy. I was wearing a diaper today. I'm wearing a diaper to bed tonight. I'll be wearing a diaper tomorrow. I wear diapers. Everyone knows I wear diapers. And that's pretty cool 😎

Aaaand home

Almost time to leave for work #ABDL #Diaper #Northshore

"Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."

February 2017

How I ever fooled anyone into thinking I'm a grown-up I'll never know

These diapers were made for me

Everyone knows it Your neighbors Your coworkers Your friends (they're too polite to say) It's not a secret. They know.

Happy baby

Tonight was a fun night #ABDL #Diaper #Little #Onesie

Teddy Bear: check. Binky: check. Puppy pad on the couch while I let things air out: big check. Yay Friday!

Something involving suspenders, Knickerbockers and knee-length argyles. Definitely a bow tie and spats if I can find them

Sometimes kinks combine in my head in weird ways. I spent the evening cleaning my kitchen as a caged butler boy fox cub 🦊🔒

Next up in The Star Trek Eternals is a cute little fella who just wants pets and then to drink your bones. Moopsie. That is all.