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Well, George Carlin called it when he said "America is an oil company with an army".

About renaming New Mexico...

How long before a Republican candidate gets up and just starts shouting "Black! Black! Black! Blackety Black Black Black!"?

I've had avocados last longer than the press secretary.

I wish people would stop referring to Trump's harem of vapid liars as his "blond posse". There ain't an actual yellow hair in the whole bunch of 'em. Just more bullshit.

If Republican women getting all that plastic surgery are considered "gender-affirming" procedures, can anybody tell me what gender they're going for?

Remember when we thought the billionaire Bond supervillains trying to take over the world were too over-the-top? Good times.

Business as usual.

While there's plenty of blame to go around for this shitshow currently tearing down civilization, number one on my list is that fucking coward Merrick Garland. He had the power and responsibility to have put an end to Trump, and he hid like a cockroach.

I asked AI to...the fuck I did.

Fiorello LaGuardia signed a bill renaming 6th Avenue in NYC to "Avenue of the Americas" in 1945. New Yorkers still call it 6th Avenue. This is a post about "Lake America" and "Gulf of America".

If you're concerned about Musk being invoved in the DOD after being responsible for probably the greatest data breech in history, don't worry. China, Russia, N. Korea, et. al. already get all the intelligence directly frim the White House.

Could Trump be purposely trying to lose the midterms badly, so he can deploy the newly purged military to grab all power, dissolve the legislative and judicial branches and just proclaim himself emperor?

Trump, Hegseth and all the other idiots think this is a fucking TV show!

As much fun as Senator Schmitt's public disembowelment was, even if Jack Smith was in Atlanta, it doesn't mean he met with Willis. I've been in Atlanta myself and only met some cabbies, a bartender, a couple of waitresses and a hotel desk clerk.

It won't. be easy, but eventually he will be gone. Who else thinks it will turn out that all US accounts, vaults and hard assets have mysteriously disappeared?

Is it just me, or does everybody think Hegseth's obsession with erections and male potency kind of icky?

Sorry to say, self-proclaimed "liberals" who make the centerpiece of their public persona their "faith" and "christianity" are as annoying and untrustworthy as the so-called "conservatives". When the shit hits the fan, they will stand for the status quo, and lecture us on lowered expectations.

I heard an army marches on its stomach, apparently these freaks are going for another organ. I know Hegseth is dreaming about armed forces members' members.

So $13,000,000,000 from sale of Venezuelan oil, and, nobody knows where it is? Like it's a set of car keys or the vegetable peeler.

Robert Kraft not wanting someone to perform at his venue is unsavory, but it is his right. Kraft lobbying other venues to join him, is disgusting, but it is his right. The main villain here is definitely Ed Sheeran. He deserves everything happening to him, and more.

Sadly, Mitch McConnell in a catatonic state still isn't the stupidest US Senator.

While I don't think the President of the United States should actually use social media, at the very least, can we get #48 a copy of "The Elements of Style"? I can't take another four years of misused quotation marks, random capitalizations and incomprehensible grammar.

20 Military planes, 5(?) C17s carrying 15 vehicles, 1,000 people -- that's what it takes to get Trump to watch golf at one of his country clubs in Ireland. What's that gonna cost, I wonder? I guess there's nothing else important going on.

Trump, the Republicans, Billionaires, the Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation are doing more harm to the US than Osama bin Laden could ever dream of doing.

Trump claims he went to Ground Zero on September 12th, 2001 and "worked long and hard". 1. He did not. 2. "worked" "long" and "hard" are three words that have never been applied to Trump, in any sense.

When this is over, I for one, will not be satisfied with Congressional investigations, Blue Ribbon panels, Impeachment Resolutions, etc. This time there must be indictments, prosecutions and real consequences. And yes, treason is a capital offence.

I'm thinking Republicans are so anti-trans out of jealousy. It could not be more obvious that Pete Hegseth's big, awkward macho act and misogyny is disguising the fact that he wishes he was a pretty girl.

Is there a way to charge Merrick Garland with dereliction of duty? Aiding and abetting treason? It will take 50 years to undo what his cowardice has brought us -- if we can. In the meantime millions, perhaps billions of lives have been made worse, destroyed or ended. The planet is being destroyed.

Trump and the MAGATs biggest pet peeve is "he hit me back!". Bullies are such whiners.

I will no longer watch any movies when the plot has to do with coping with a post-apocolypse, dystopian future. Right now, I'm living the first reel.

Is the Orange Idiot aware that "America" refers to an entire hemisphere? Two continents, plus the Caribbean region -- 35 countries in total.

Apparently, Chief Justice Roberts has a private island. 1. WTF? 2. They don't even care about the optics. They've totally given up on pretending it's "Public Service", or "Governing". They have set themselves up as a distinct and separate "Ruling Class" and fuck the rest of y'alls.

I am renaming my testicles, "America Balls".

Shorter Justice Roberts: Student loan forgiveness: Biden doesn't have the authority. ACA mandates: Obama doesn't have the authority. Renew Civil Right Act: Congress doesn't have the authority. Any dumb shit Trump wants: Yup, don't need any legal or constitutional justification. Suck it up, suckers.

Sean Duffy claims the US provides security for Canada. WTF? The only threat to Canada IS the US.

The Trumpies are like the bully who goes running crying to mommy because "he hit me back!".

When he is gone, we will remove his name from everything except the indictments. I want to see him as just be a number on an orange jumpsuit.

So, whenever you have diarrhea and need to excuse yourself in a hurry, just say you have to "go Bobby Jr."

Why is it not a big deal that Blanche says the Trump administration is working to universally ban abortion "from conception"? He says they will make sure it is permanent. You all better wake up, and fast. Media, as usual, dropping the ball -- they should be screaming. You think abuse is bad now?

What the hell is it with RFK Jr. and autism? If I had a child on the spectrum, I would love and support him/her, and try to provide the best life possible. If I suspected my child would turn into whatever the fuck RFK Jr. is, I would strangle it in the crib and get myself a damn vasectomy.

Trump can't figure out why Iran won't negotiate. Fact is, he has broken every promise, every treaty, every agreement, no matter how long-standing. He "governs" by personal whim, changeable and reversible at a moments notice, and is surrounded by powerless sychophants who can't or won't reel him in.

When do we get formal apologies from Doug Burgham, Donald Trump, et. al. for stating, unequivocally, that the Reflecting Pool was slashed and torn by vandals. They claimed there was absolute proof, that they saw first-hand. Now, I guess, we just pretend that didn't happen.

I'm more in line with the "Do Things that Actually Help" and "Take Action" wing of the Democratic Party, I don't really identify with the "Hand Wringing" and "Sternly Worded Letter" faction.

Andrew Tate uses Twitter to complain that he "has no contact with the outside world". Think about that for a minute, I'll wait.