Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge

Did every Greek philosopher get a cave, or just the brown-nosing keeners?

Heh heh heh...

When we measure the tenure of new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, should we use metric or Imperial scaramuccis? Come to think of it, I'm not entirely sure anyone has actually formalized said unit(s) of measurement. We could really use some clarification from ANSI or the ISO! Hi ho.

Willie and two other brats / Ate up all the Rough-on-Rats. / Father said, when Mother cried, / "Don't worry, Dear; they'll die outside." Thank you for your continued support. P.S.: I am not a serial killer. Just in case that wasn't clear. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_...

Candy Is handy But liquor's At the vicar's

I have decided not to run for the office of President of the United States in 2028. However, I do plan to scuttle, gibbering obscenely, in the general direction of that ultimate void of Chaos wherein reigns the mindless daemon-sultan Azathoth, after I've had a refreshing nap.

According to my calculations, 1984 was 42 years ago. Quick! Somebody count the dolphins! And where the fuck is my towel???

Onion Writer Granted Unexpected Opportunity Use Hamlet Soliloquy Question in Headline May Continue Life State May Not Continue Life State – That Question

Some politicians say we would be better off as a Democratic Socialist state. They're wrong; we would be better off as a Republican Socialist state. h/t @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

When I've got the mean old Grammar Blues and could really use a hug, I always call on my dear friends, the Circumfixes. Well, they're always around...

e e cummings wrote concrete poetry which is nothing like making concrete poetry concrete can never be poetry concrete can never be made to be poetry tho it is poetic once in a blue moon (don't worry i have a license)

BREAKING YouTube titles SLAMMED for hyperbole!!!

Today I am reminded that Google Translate can't do Proto-Indo-European. *Sigh!* One more data point to support the thesis that we live in the worst of all possible worlds...

Brett Stephens, NYT: Trump's bold vision for tectonic demographic shifts may be a step too far The President's new goal of importing all white people of the world, reshaping domestic and international demographics in one stroke, may need some tweaks to avoid unintended consequences

One good thing about Fascists is that they always bundle up when going out in the snow. They're careful to stick together, too. I'm not sure what the obsession with hatchets is all about, though.

Now that Trump's secret plan to DEMOLISH the Kennedy Center has been exposed, he's just going to have to go back to knocking down Li'l Marco's Bay of Pigs Lego sets.

Personally, I think Atlas was just stretching the kinks out of his shoulders. Then again – meh, who knows?

That's right; the Biden administration lay sleeping along the southern border and the magic people limboed their way in just as easy as falling off a log.

How intelligent can so-called AI be if it almost causes a nuclear ... Wait, I think I may have to get back to you on that. On the plus side, the cockroaches will STILL be physically incapable of making the Nazi salute, no matter how long they have to wait for us to go away.

What the AI doomsters seem to be ignoring is the fact that, earlier this year, Skynet DID NOT ACTUALLY START A NUCLEAR WAR! Calm down, everybody; NO NEED FOR PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi ho.

Male parental unit humorous(?) utterance #307 A shortstop, a catcher, and a mohel walked into the locker room. After a couple of hours, the mohel came out. He was alone – the other two had been cut. * * * For additional humorous(?) utterances from a male parental unit, please watch this space.

Ken Kesey kalled to say that Kash Patel is a hairy wankster. And he didn't mean it in a good way.

I can't decide if I'm a glutton for punishment, starved for attention, or if I just have the munchies for the opprobrium of my peers.