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What's the over-under that Ethan Klein goes to the Daily Wire after all this?

Wait, Pink is Jewish?

With this parasite infecting what seems like all fresh vegetables, I don't know how we eat Mitch McConnell at this point.

Who would have thought the blackwater mercenary with a nazi tattoo could have been a rapist? I'm SHOCKED.

This is absolutely hilarious.

Trump killing a baby was absolutely on my bingo card.

Absolutely fuck all these tech companies.

To be honest, the world has been absolute dogshit since LMFAO broke up.

I've never had a flu kick my ass like this one. Looks like I'm going back to wearing a mask when I'm out and about.

Good stuff. www.gamesradar.com/games/the-el...

What the fuck is a "civilian auditor"? www.newsweek.com/ice-agent-ar...

And here I though @vicenews.bsky.social sucked now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQHU...

Keep your dollar and go fuck yourself, ParkMobile.

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

I think it's time for a Big remake, but starring Tom Hank's son (and true protege), Chet Hanks.

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

When "due process" doesn't exist, and in its place there's just a half-assed, lazy, racist hunt for bodies: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Chuck Schumer would have ratted out Anne Frank.

Zelensky has left the White House early — Reuters The mineral deal was not signed and the joint press conference was cancelled.

Few members have formal Washington experience. Many are software engineers. All seem to have a clear mandate: Shrink and disrupt the federal government. Here are 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk. nyti.ms/4hVe9uh

OK #HoosierSky so this is happening Share amongst your peeps Those who are in science Those who like science Those who have been helped by science Those who value truth and facts Come hang with the cool kids and say hi to some rad scientists

Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to. #Resist

MFW they only arrest one of the island boys and we know the other one is going to be lonely.

Remember when CPAC’s stage was the exact shape of the othala rune, a symbol which has been appropriated by the far-right because the Nazis used it for their SS Race and Settlement organization? Because I do.

I want to see The Social Network 2, but like the last 10 years and Mark Cuckerberg is played by an increasingly unhinged Conner O'Malley.

Malcolm X was assassinated 60 yrs ago today. See his timeless wisdom on the true meaning of “progress.” “If you stick a knife 9 inches in & take it out 6—that’s not progress. Progress is healing the wound. They wont even admit the knife is there.”

Idk, do Canadian zambonies transform into fire breathing dragons? No? I didn't think so. Bet you're rethinking that 51st state thing now, huh?

The cowards at @nbcnews.com won't even throw Luigi's name into the article title. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

Pike township schools stand to lose over $10 million in operating costs under the new property tax cap Hoosiers don't need schools that are more poorly funded- school funding has dropped dramatically over the last 2 decades Senate bill 1 is terrible

NEW: Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.

My kid's school is willing to waive their $4 fee to put money on his lunch account if I send them $75 per year. And they're even willing to pitch me Reebok and Garmin ads. Burn it all down.

Nice, the courts are officially irrelevant. No one has to listen to court orders anymore. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

What a pussy lmao. I thought the tariffs were supposed to be SO. GOOD. for America?

Donald Trump has pulled back from the brink of a trade war with Canada and Mexico, postponing sweeping new US tariffs on goods from its two closest economic partners by one month.

Gitmo Concentration Camp thehill.com/homenews/adm...

There's a lot of talk about Trump pardoning all the Jan 6 thugs But that's not true One J6er he didn't pardon is Ashli Babbit 🧐

Who would have thought that the official Catholic meme coin would get rugged day 1 lmao This is absolute peak comedy. I'm so glad maga is getting scammed so fuckin hard multiple times per day.

Why's everyone so mad at Elon? He was just making a funny Jojo reference.