Eric Maurice

Watching Dark Matter and the only thing I can think of is how are these people paying for their alternate-universe hotel rooms?

Leather jacket and open collar shirt not included.

Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social

"Michael, I cannot allow you to jeopardize your life. I am assuming control." https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1984-pontiac-firebird-7/

6 Sept

Don’t fuck with Benjamin

6 Sept

Cole Palmer’s hair has to be the result of a lost wager, right?

5 Sept

Pdx peeps, is there a house cleaning service that you recommend?

22 Aug

Omg, Brentford fans celebrating a win. How dare they

20 Aug

These San Diego shirts are awful.

16 Aug

Can you still watch a Timbers game at a bar with all of this Apple TV nonsense?

16 Aug

What’s your favorite pdx bookstore? (non-Powells)

15 Aug

There needs to be some sort of legal standard around the cream to cake ratio for Boston Cream donuts.

oregonlive.comHomeless man sues for $10M after he breaks into business and owner shoots him 3 timesThe trial has begun of a homeless man who burglarized a Northeast Portland business, then discovered the owner was inside.

15 Aug

Why was he walking around with a cup of urine????

The Oregonian@oregonian.com

The trial has begun of a homeless man who burglarized a Northeast Portland business, then discovered the owner was inside.

15 Aug

Just saw The Odyssey. The most “meh” I’ve felt about a movie in a long time.

10 Aug

Home, with thoughts… I appreciated the Timbers effort. Their fans were phenomenal. Embarrassingly phenomenal.

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The Knight of Cydonia

Oops

He’s one fragile Aussie

I wonder what the Puebla manager thought about Saturday’s tifo.

I really hate not having a local tv crew.

Guaranteed hattie tonight. #rctid

We’re the away side on Sunday?

3 Aug

😭

Orioles On the Verge@oriolesontheverge.bsky.social

You will be missed Adley, thanks for everything 🧡

3 Aug

Wow, an email from the @trailblazers.bsky.social trying to get me to buy preseason tickets seems like poor timing.

bringatrailer.com1989 Austin Mini ThirtyBid for the chance to own a 1989 Austin Mini Thirty at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #255,861.

30 July

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Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social

1989 Austin Mini Thirty

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22 July

Sigh… if only it were a wagon.

Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social

2001 BMW 325xi Sport Sedan 5-Speed at No Reserve

Wtf happened to Landycake’s head???

Happy Stanley Tucci.

Fuck you and your narrative

Remember when RvP got that second yellow for kicking the ball after the whistle? Did that rule change?

What’s spanish for a “bunch of fucking hackers”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Perfect time to take a dump.

ITS NOT ON THE FIELD?!?!?

This is so fucking disgusting

Stretcher guys gotta be getting pissed off.

What’s french for rope-a-dope?

Brilliant move from Tuchel saving Saka for this game.

Okay, time for Tuchel to take all his attackers off and park the bus.

I dislike them greatly

Oh look, a huge decision by/for ArgenFIFA

Did FIFA only license two songs for their stupid water breaks?

C’mon you Swiss bastards

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Mustache and Hawaiian shirt not included.

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1978 Ferrari 308 GTS