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I was trying to decide on something big. So I deferred the question to AI. Now I’m dead. Long live AI!

I so want to move here.

6-0. Niners. About to win their 6th Super Bowl

Why on earth would I want to go to ESPN 2 to see the Pat McAfee Show during my Niner game on MNF? Really, why would I ever want to watch that loser?

The key to New York City is you gotta walk around like you own the place. Y’know, like the moon.

Flying out of PDX. Maybe I’ll have one of those horrible travel stories that goes viral. One can hope!

We also have a very high percentage of female residents that have had a recent bad travel experience in Iceland.

5-0. Amen.

So happy to see the Astros eliminated. Now for the Yankees.

¡Vamos Patos! 🦆

Crazy! Just saw this ad for Oregon data centers, claiming they basically pay to solve all of society’s ills and provide thousands of permanent jobs. It was so over the top in praise of them. Which tells me they’re really scared of the backlash.

Hmmm… all I own shoe wise is a dozen pair of colored Converse. It’s gonna take me a bit to convert them all to Vans. Please be patient with me.

@miblogestublog.bsky.social , I had shown you before the Portland graffiti “Queso Queso” that shows up everywhere. If you’re interested, here’s an article about it. www.pdxmonthly.com/news-and-cit...

I still remember the old 80’s tennis joke: Who’s the best doubles team in the world? John McEnroe and anyone.

Sönmez 😭

I didn’t know Taco Bell was Mexican food.

Break the tie, Laura! @miblogestublog.bsky.social

I double checked, and I am indeed free of Nazi tattoos. Therefore, I’m available to be recruited for the Senator from Maine opening. I will, of course, be doing all my campaigning from my home in Oregon.

Love Timothy Snyder. But he should stay away from movie reviews. His scathing review of Supergirl was just.. not reflective of the movie. He seemed to be looking for specific narrative arcs and not paying attention to the psychology behind how the characters acted. It was a good movie. Not perfect.

Saw someone say Elysian Fields was a gender flipped Nine Inch Nails. I think they referenced the wrong band. It’s Bauhaus.

Sometimes I feel like people look at me, and think “Yeah. I’ll bet his parents had sex.”

Just saw Disclosure Day. I’m pretty sure it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I was so bored, I’d have walked out with an hour left if I wasn’t there with other people.

Watching a local bossa nova group. The keyboardist is pretty, but what I really notice is how much she looks like Alice Cooper. I would never tell her that. I find it weird enough observing it

My family is growing.

As something of a rebel, I’ve decided to bring my cat to the dog park.

I saw this miniseries as a child, read the book at 13. Literally changed the trajectory of this white boy’s life. Which is probably why they’re banning it.

That whole statement after the colon! 😂😂 From @joshtpm.bsky.social Also, subscribe to @talkingpointsmemo.com

While there is truth here, it’s also often true that the naps are necessary because nighttime sleep declines. I’d give anything for an 8 hour night once in awhile

I’ve been listening to Songs in the Key of Life lately. And now I’m not so sure about surrendering to that elevated death. It’s growing on me.

I’d mentioned from the moment I heard about the César Chávez abuse, I thought Portland would look to rename his street. Here’s a note from the Portland Drizzle newsletter that talks about what’s involved. Sorry - have to click on acreenshort for full details. @portland-drizzle.bsky.social

Oregon tried this a few years back. Nobody respected it. It received some of the most complaints of any law in recent years, and was reversed relatively soon after. It was a complete failure.

I really wish I had some form of TV. Only to watch the Sonmez match, of course.

Like I thought - that didn’t take long. We’ll see if it actually happens though. www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Tang the Conqueror might be my fav name for him yet.

Is that a sword in your pants or are you gladius to see me?

If I were able to sell stock for my future achievements, I would do it. And then I would buy a lot of puts.

I turn 56 this month, and I still haven’t made consul.

My email: We think you’d like to watch Melania, now on Prime. Yeah, because the algorithm could just tell since I watched Fallout that I enjoy stories about ghouls.

As a teen, I used to roller skate every Sunday night. Tanya Hardlng’s mom would drop her off, but never pick her up (she was at a bar). So we gave Tanya rides home. She was very shy and didn’t talk much.

I think the best thing Bluesky has given me is that now I understand what it means to be Chotinered.

Wanted to go see Die Spitz in Portland. Tickets $102. No thanks. I’m still a fan of $25 or less shows at my local club.

Make America DEVO Again

She was a day drinker. Sunday lush oh yeah. It took me so long to find out. But I found out.

I live in a small conservative Portland suburb. On the way to work last night, saw a lone woman protestor. I waved at her. Tonight, there were over 100.

Somnez. 😭 See you next time.

Sonmez!!