Sp🎃🎃ky Peeved Professor

I swear I turned to the football game for one second and now the Brewers are up 10-0!?

Oy. My dad had a setback in his stroke recovery over the weekend and my mom had to call the paramedics. He’s in the hospital right now and will have many tests administered, along with a blood transfusion. Thoughts and good vibes welcome 🙏

Serbia ✔️ Brazil ✔️ Israel 🙏🙏🙏

Dude just did a Bill Buckner.

The Brewers had to win the game twice!

I’m in downtown Los Angeles again and I am treating myself to an authentic Mexican dinner at El Tepeyac. ‘Cause that’s how I roll.

Did Tracy McGrady join the priesthood?

I don’t want to panic anyone, but evidently there’s going to be an NFL game this Sunday in Paris. 😳

I gave one class a big assignment where they had to record a video. Half of these alleged digital natives had their mics turned off.

I don’t think anyone thought that the best sports team in Los Angeles this fall would be the UCLA football team.

It's still there!

I can’t believe Pepperdine still has this up on their website. And evidently she did her undergrad there too. 🤦🏼‍♀️ www.pepperdine.edu/newsroom/art...

SHOHEI!

It is part of the continuing prophecy.

Freaking jury duty summons! They are relentless.

Student submitted a late assignment that was flagged as being 100% AI-generated. What was the assignment about? The problems when using AI.

Yeah, Jim Harbaugh is so gone.

Oh boy, Rachel is here !

Freddie Freeman continues to show the importance of stretching every day.

Amazon: might be a cat who likes blueberries .

Hard to have lunch with someone who applauds the idea of having your hometown annihilated.

What’s the old saying? If you’re explaining you’re losing. This is the biggest L I’ve seen on this here butterfly app in awhile.

Maybe San Diego really is cursed.

I see I have some mutuals with @winenotwhine. She’s an antisemite who thinks the plane hijacking last week was fake.

Bad break for the Padres but what a catch by Chourio!

Warned multiple times. 🤣 My cat was literally sticking her paw in the toaster this morning. (Don’t worry it wasn’t plugged in)

That scream you hear tomorrow will be all the teachers finally getting paid this semester. (And if you respond with “well actually, you can have your salary spread out over 12 months” I will block you faster than a Tesla driver on meth)

Case Keenum and Andy Dalton are playing quarterback right now. What year is it?

Sean McVay about to murder someone out there.

This game is giving me whiplash!

It’s week 3: somebody get Mike Tomlin a jacket that fits!

His name was Tyler He was a kicker At the Copa Copa Cabana

And in case you forgot, make sure to stock up on your Tucchos boxes before they sell out!

Oh no, Caleb Williams! 🙏😭

Do QBs not understand the kneel down at the end of the game?

WHAT DID I JUST SEE? 🤦🏼‍♀️

New anti-Talarico commercial just dropped during the Houston/Texas Tech game and…it’s a doozy. 😬

Look, everyone is entitled to celebrate in their own way. Don’t judge.

Sorry to hear of the passing of the great Bob Mackie. You might not know his name, but you definitely know his work. RIP.

Calling someone a bitch isn’t very Christ-like.

The what-aboutists always feel they are morally superior and never hesitate to tell you. And I don’t have any kids. Hallelujah and praise the Lord!

Twenty three years and counting without an American man winning a grand slam.

COME ON BEN! 🎾

Woah, slow down there guys.

Make a band edible: Durian Durian