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NY2026 resolutions: 1. Avoid climbing Mt. Everest 2. Learn why people like drumsticks (poultry, not musical) 3. Read an entire book 4. Buy recumbent bicycle 4a. Actually ride recumbent bicycle 5. Stop backing my car into stationary objects 6. Thin out my impressive collection of shipping boxes

U.S. banks may soon collect citizenship data from customers share.google/4AQeGdh1W3KZ...

Is our corporations learning? www.ajc.com/politics/202...

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This man could and should have been the U.S. Vice President.

If designer dog breeders threw in some seasonings, we would be able to adopt Snickerpoodles.

Never thought I'd have to Google "guns for small arthritic hands," but here we are.

ICE just reported its fourth in-custody death of 2026. It’s only January 10.

"It's important to understand how these things work" Every person in that room including the janitor understands "how these things work" better than Lil Marco.

I love the creative, hilarious, non-violent protest methods people have come up with. They've really taken to heart how important it is to avoid direct aggressive confrontations with "law enforcement," as well as negatively impacting businesses who've bent the knee to the dicktater in the WH.

Why are we saying "former Prince Andrew" instead of "the Andrew formerly known as prince" 🤔

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Racists are putting out AI videos of Black women threatening to be violent if the prospect of them losing their SNAP benefits next week. It's rage bait and it's racist and it's fake

Nicklaus (then Variety) Children's Hospital, where I had an emergency appendectomy at age 10, predates both me and Rob Schneider by over a decade. Too bad comedian hospitals didn't exist when Rob was born, otherwise he might have grown up to be one.

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

"Boys will be boys" something something 🙄 #NoKings

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

I only knew this because of Our Flag Means Death. Thanks for making me smarter. 🥹 @ourflagmeansdeath.bsky.social @david-jenkins.bsky.social

He's not afraid! Except of replies to this video. apparently. #ButHerEmails

This looks like fun.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

An LGBTQ+ relative of mine shared a Charlie Kirk tribute meme on their tiktok. It's inconceivable to me at how the people most likely to be hurt by bigots like him can support him.

MAGAts out here acting like Charlie Kirk was Archduke Franz Ferdinand 🙄

Caucacity is spending eight years calling the nation’s first Black president, 'Barack the magic Negro,' ‘boy,’ and ‘tar baby,’ his wife a 'gorilla in heels,' because you have free speech… …but now wanting to fire everyone who calls a deceased racist a racist.

Suitcase is still mysteriously just sitting there being not-unpacked 🤔

Normalize being glad when shitty people die.

I wonder if RFK also thinks paraplegics are "addicted" to wheelchairs. 🙄

Update: this didn't happen

What if WHAT IF What if I unpack my suitcase and put everything away within one day of arriving home from my trip 🤔

Finally! This is long overdue and was delayed by the Catholic Church and the Irish government which fears it. If anyone needs more evidence how evil the CC is and haven't heard this story, it will piss you off big time.

can't sleep clowns will eat me

I'm scrolling Bluesky liking good skeets without reading the usernames then realized they're my skeets 😃

Plans for today: 1. Stay home 2. Do crimes

Meta's plan to make Facebook "more engaging" is to ::checks notes:: stop millions of users from engaging with other users. 🤔🤦‍♀️ www.msn.com/en-gb/news/w...

I think I have three Tiktok accounts now because I keep forgetting I already have one and end up making new ones. 🤦‍♀️

Petition to rename "Hundred Acre Wood" to "Wild Pooh Yonder"

Happy In Depends Day to President Trump!

Oh no! I found a bedbug! 😩

This has been missing from my autograph folder for a while, and I just happened to find it today while going through a box full of random stuff. 🐬#1

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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

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Happy Birthday to everyone born on June 14th except people who pretend to have bone spurs to avoid military service.