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Genie: And what would your last wish be? Me: hmmm I wish that in order to conceive. Women had to orgasm too. Genie: it is done! >about a week later< News anchor: ...and in other news the global birthrate continues to be in free fall. Scientists are baffled...

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Some new paid content coming to my OF tonight 😈

Hades cosplay. The cat is a paid actress

#romance

Finally got around to linking my bank to my OF for earning. Now to make the more spicy content. 😈 onlyfans.com/d_perkins

Happy Easter

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Bards gonna Bard

Robot Bard 0-23

I'm not being a perv I'm focusing on my health !

The cat is a paid actor

It's a special hell when your primary love language is touch and every you care about. Or cares about you is far away.

When the economy crashes, the sex workers feel it the most because their income comes from expendable income from civilians. When they don't have spending money, the industry suffers. Tip independent sex workers NOW, especially survival & minority sex workers in the US.

Welp dad just got rushed to the hospital... Let's just pour on the stress universe. Whoo...

Pay disabled sex workers, many of them are sex workers because they can't perform a civ job.

Protecting the adult industry includes warning people about shitty individuals. That's not called revenge, it's called SAFETY. Anybody that says otherwise thinks badly of sex workers in general & should never under any circumstances be trusted.

Some still pics of Spiderman Noir cosplay #cosplay #Spidermannoir

Wtf

And they say romance is dead. 💖 Me and who? 😈

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TIME SENSITIVE!🚨 lucie is on her way to emotional safety away from her toxic relationship! HOWEVER, she needs support to make the escape safely and smoothly! she is at $235/2000 - but donations have almost stopped! can we get her to $500 (25% of the way) by the end of the week? check replies 🫶💜.

Make friends with SW cause they're people, and you see an actual connection outsode ofntheir work, not because you want nudes for free. Not a hard concept.

Sometimes you gotta catch the thug off guard with a musical number

We're getting a Thai Cafe. Neat

So now the Constitution is just ‘inconvenient furniture’? Wonder what happens when the next admin decides to redecorate… 🤔

Just made me laugh lol

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Fucking state farm gave us the best batman in decades.

#goals

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Me and who? 😅

Beware the Ides of March

That vicious mockery be VICIOUS

Hard to argue with the science.

Kitties