stephen pero

stephen pero

@pero.gg

writer? / comedian?? / normal guy???

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stephen pero
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the poor biddy blas voice actor will have to talk in high pitched huttese for the rest of his life #VictimsOfVideoGames

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molly and i just invented the next hit christmas song: grandma got exploded by a creeper (it's a minecraft parody)

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you may say: I don't want to listen to a minecraft parody on christmas! and to you I say: oh, so you hate whimsy?

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it's so funny to me how nervous and avoidant I've been to pick up japanese again because I'm so worried I'm going to be trash at it and have forgotten it all, but then I watch a video in japanese and it's all still there in my brain somehow

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Hi. My very funny very brand new live comedy show is happening tomorrow night. The cast is crazy good, I'm just crazy... it'll be a wonderful time. If you're in LA and like Dropout or silly internet videos, I would love if you snagged a ticket ❤️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901

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is it just me or has the heat wave warped the streets in LA? I feel like the routes I drive normally now have huge like knots or kinks in them

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im not a Numbers Guy, so I'm genuinely curious -- did Riot refund 2XKO purchases as a mea culpa or is it a Warner Bros situation where it's required somehow for a tax write-off

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Hi. If you're in LA: I'm hosting a TikTok-based improv show SOON starring Dropout & Smosh folks such as Oscar Montoya, Katie Marovitch, Eli Gonzalez, & Alexis Rhiannon! PLEASE come support if you can! It will be a blast, but it will also mean the world to me! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901

elysiantheater.comPOV: Improv — The ElysianTired of doomscrolling? Stop watching videos on your phone… and watch them with a live audience instead! World-famous improv comedians from the stage and screen, Dropout and Smosh, will do  scene...
stephen pero
@pero.gg

Hi. If you're in LA: I'm hosting a TikTok-based improv show SOON starring Dropout & Smosh folks such as Oscar Montoya, Katie Marovitch, Eli Gonzalez, & Alexis Rhiannon! PLEASE come support if you can! It will be a blast, but it will also mean the world to me! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901

elysiantheater.comPOV: Improv — The ElysianTired of doomscrolling? Stop watching videos on your phone… and watch them with a live audience instead! World-famous improv comedians from the stage and screen, Dropout and Smosh, will do  scene...
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also if anyone in LA is an improv pervert and wants to see some ROUGH and EXPERIMENTALLY DIRTY indie improv, I got on a house team at the Pack Theater! or if you're my enemy, 2 times out of the month youll know my exact long/lat

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I'm breaking records for plate spinning this week, employing limbs and techniques never before seen by the human race

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Family Guy is gender-critical, Daikatana is gender-critical anarcho-Bidenist dreck, Cuban advertisements are gender-critical, space opera is generally gender-critical, desettlerization is gender-critical. Masscult under Confucianism is inherently gender-critical. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

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okay ive cracked the code. flavors are holding up the Midwest. I'm in a Sheetz and they have every flavor of everything ever. why would you vote to change your material circumstances when all of your basic needs are blue raspberry flavored and cost $4 for 36 oz

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im lowkey early on the midwest. in 10 years ask current coastal elites where they live and they'll point to just below the first knuckle on their mitten hand

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okay ive cracked the code. flavors are holding up the Midwest. I'm in a Sheetz and they have every flavor of everything ever. why would you vote to change your material circumstances when all of your basic needs are blue raspberry flavored and cost $4 for 36 oz

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like I went to a bar and ordered a blueberry beer and they put blueberries in it. and it was five bucks

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also parking is everywhere and it's free. and grass grows a lush color of green, and you can experience a brisk autumn chill on halloween

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kinda messed up that "multi-hyphenate' only has one hyphen in it. it's like english doesn't even want to be cool

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The biggest problem in my life is I don't have enough ancient civilization cores to build the things I need in Palworld and they're SO hard to get. The second biggest problem in my life is I need a job.

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every once in a while i stop and think to myself in a tommy wiseau voice, "there's so much happening in this world!!!" i don't think he ever actually says that in the room so i honestly don't know where that comes from it's not wrong though. so much does happen