🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎

Nice! It takes a bit of practice but once you figure out the basics... This is me ~1984. Still have the guitar! #BlueSkyGuitars

blended you and bro thus stuck with moniker brew beats late for dinner #haiku #haikufeels #brew

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Bluesky has four kinds of users

if you spill something be sure to clean it all up no one likes a mess #haiku #haikufeels #spill

when relying on an oral reaction cue a shriek is too much #haiku #haikufeels #shriek

newfoundland murmur about mummer's day parade drinking was involved #haiku #haikufeels #murmur

intolerance rhyme I scream, you scream, we all scream for lactose ice cream #haiku #haikufeels #scream

stand on the ladder remember if you fall off mind over splatter #haiku #haikufeels #splatter

intimate feelings after politics arise watch them all vanish #haiku #haikufeels #vanish

woke up this morning I believe I'll dust my broom and other blues tropes #haiku #haikufeels #dust

condiment crisis lacking dollop of ketchup coax from the bottle #haiku #haikufeels #coax

don't scare easily discombobulated, yes but that's different #haiku #haikufeels #scare

workplace aliens laughing after the punchline not as things appear #haiku #haikufeels #appear

promise of a treat requires some definition it might be poison #haiku #haikufeels #treat

talkies once the rage now 12 channel surround sound is the minimum #haiku #haikufeels #surround

don't try to follow the rabid obfuscations of corrupt leaders #haiku #haikufeels #follow

when speaking the truth it's important not to flinch in front of the beast #haiku #haikufeels #flinch

If you see this post a witch.

throw away the door and lock the key to the door that you threw away #haiku #haikufeels #lock

when the time is right beckon not with a finger rather with a brow #haiku #haikufeels #beckon

we took the whirl ride which was ok if only they could make it tilt #haiku #haikufeels #tilt #tiltAwhirl

use the emerge lane when entering the highway signal, floor the gas #haiku #haikufeels #emerge

the road to vomit from the final "down the hatch" seldom remembered #haiku #haikufeels #hatch

are you being tailed wait for the sound to decay prepare a defence #haiku #haikufeels #decay

no post, no follow it's a very simple rule repost do not count #haiku #HowToBlueSky

when you leave the room remember to switch off lights what harm could it do #haiku #haikufeels #harm

if you must imbibe take enough for a soft glow not the solar glare #haiku #haikufeels #glow

So when you count sheep at night are they cartoon sheep or real sheep ?

Sass Jordan #RIP #CanCon

banish the traitors with a generous supply of ivermectin #haiku #haikufeels #banish

in the next cage match an addled orange buffoon takes on continence #haiku #haikufeels #cage

I had to escape when the inlaws called chicken eggs cackle berries #haiku #haikufeels #cackle

the only sound heard when the killer's name's revealed an audible gasp #haiku #haikufeels #gasp

#alliteration

do you understand? if so, reply "copy that" otherwise say what #haiku #haikufeels #copy

#haikufeels “It’s the cold water Why doesn’t yours shrink like this?” “It does, and that’s good”

saying shrink without negative connotations is quite difficult #haiku #haikufeels #shrink

scalding hot coffee is not my choice beverage add cream, cool it off #haiku #haikufeels #cool

after flood recedes the promise of a new day was an olive branch #haiku #haikufeels #promise

fist me ryland grace it's fist bump but yeah rocky project hail mary #haiku #haikufeels #bump

out buying produce cougar grannies size me up I'm past my due date #haiku #haikufeels #produce