Cosmic Girl 🩸🦑🥀

*Me flirting* “Hey, so did you see that Akira slide in the movie Nope?”

I love gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re going as the abandoned Mass Effect 5 project for Halloween

“I got that dog in me” but it’s Courage The Cowardly Dog and it’s having to navigate a bunch of trauma while everyone treats you like shit and no one believes you.

Nathan Fielder seeing the praise he has received from the autism community

Walking into my birthday with Faye Wong vibes 💕✨🥰🌸🧑‍🩰

Want to know something so unnecessary? Tomorrow is my birthday, I’m a Libra and I was born under a moon in Aries.. so tomorrow the sky will be aligned to the day I was born. I can feel it already. Like everything is fitting into place.

Now that I’ve sobered up from the best karaoke night I am finally here to tell you guys that deep in my subconscious I know every word To every Lonely Island song, off rip. I think to access that part of my brain I have To drink but I don’t drink often

The portrayal of depression in the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once is one of my favorite representations. To be diminished as a woman in a culture that generationally pushes its women down. They showed her powerful traveling through dimensions explaining why none of it matters.

Men who pretend to be dumb or oblivious to evils of the world like “i never noticed anything bad I’ve done because I am a good guy who was just not aware like a golden retriever“ are cowardly evil. No Accountability is how we get so many Cornell 7 situations

Life is beautiful, people are HOT, my butt looks good in these pants and everyone is in snuggle clothes. If only we could get rid of the pdfs in office and idk return our FDA regulations back and have normal food at normal prices again.. but for now I’m vibing

Media literacy is dead. Blue Velvet is obviously a cautionary tale of falling for a suburban white boy

My birthday party is this weekend (my bday is 10/23) and I am so freaking excited! My closest friends and husband planned karaoke at our favorite Hong Kong-style cafe.. guys I love celebrating life. There was a time I didn’t want life to keep going. These celebrations really mean the world to me

Oh my god you’re so sweet and nice when you talk about socio-political problems plagued upon us. I’m more of a militant egalitarian. Like, if they don’t believe in human rights, we should be ripping out of their seats. “All you had to do was pay us enough to live”

You’ve never been a dull one, always been a big star

Watch yourself today.. I might eat you alive. It might be good.. might be bad.

My mom taught me to demand good manners from men, which is why I’ll always make you say “please” before you stick it in :)

Superhot is the one game that should only exist on the VR. It was made to be in VR. Playing on a controller doesn’t feel right.

EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE ITS FINALLY GETTING COLD SO IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND PHOTOSYNTHESIZE

Idk who needs to hear this but you can’t “I’ll be fine” your way into a better life. There will always come a time where you have to sit in discomfort to finally feel the truth.

As a misandrist: Men are introduced with negative points until proven otherwise. Not to be confused with women who are introduced with the full amount of points until proven otherwise.

Gonna use my Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror box as a centerpiece because fuck your rules and societal norms!!!

You’re in his DMs, I’m googling melanin response to radiation because if a nuclear fallout happened would I survive longer than my husband and kids!? And it’s pissing me off!!!!!!

Not a day goes by where I’m not watering our relationship. 🩷

Fuck ai, bring back incongruous video game art like Phalanx‘s banjo guy. idk why he was there when it was a space shooting game but I’d rather have him then yellow hued uncanny valley art.

One of my biggest gripes with the MCU is that, by and large, there's no conviction in its story choices, because that would mean committing to something beyond setting up the next thing. The Marvel machine must keep on churning.

Babe, I’m in my yoga clothes.. I stretched, I breathed, I felt it in my core… now I can take on the day. And by that I mean I’m not changing out of my yoga clothes and I’m gonna lay out and play on my switch until I get up to make food. I’m happy.

Idk which neurodivergent needs to hear this but you can’t live going back and forth of being the “evil mastermind” and the “misunderstood victim” you have to just exist in a grey world that isn’t black and white. Full of complexities and contradictions.