Petoskey Stoned

lmao at the people who are like "your move, China" about a video of a car bouncing in the air. Buddy they are eating lunch reading leisurely on a 150 mph train to the free doctor, you are paying $5 a gallon to spar with satan 8 times a day

You will be able to ask Elsa Frozen to perform Texas song. Also, we will have a Goofy

Make him talk about football

jamelle@jamellebouie.net

is there anyone thinking/writing about the actual mechanics of disentangling the US government from elon musk?

I like that they acted really scared about a fake story about a congressman getting treatment but just shrugged at the guy who said "I'll stop being an alcoholic when I'm in charge of the military"

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

In case you aren't knee-deep in the latest MAGA conspiracy theory, this is a response to the "bombshell" that James Talarico spent the past week-plus secretly seeking treatment at an Ohio mental health facility, and a GOP operative broke the case with a late-night phone call.

forbes.comTop Trump Meme Coin Holders Will Win Invite To ‘Most Exclusive Dinner In The World’ Featuring President, Crypto Firm SaysThe $TRUMP crypto company is once again offering its biggest investors access to dinner with President Donald Trump.

Weird date for the president to choose to hang out with a bunch of strangers

Forbes@forbes.com

The $TRUMP crypto company is once again offering its biggest investors access to dinner with President Donald Trump.

I think Primetime is ultimately a movie about actual media literacy so it makes sense that it's causing confusion in an audience that thinks media literacy means "can you tell if character is good or bad"

Warner Bros: Godzilla...he is like a superhero Toho: Hiroshima Warner Bros: Team of monsters...Avengers Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki Warner Bros: Monster fight...many monsters Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki war is bad Warner Bros: Fights...war...new lore Toho: 9/11 Hollywood trades: Godzilla At The Oscars?

There was a secret 6th kid on the chocolate factory tour that Willy Wonka took out back and shot in the head for "demanding too much Spree"

Drake googling "trends popular with girls who were definitely born before 2010"

Billionaire singer breaks new ground with 9000th song about not minding the haters

20 Sept

The thing I love about the cool memes from the people in charge of making the country good is that a gallon of the gas that cars need is 5 dollars

19 Sept

"Fake news" basically just means stuff that 30-40% of the voting population is too lazy or unwilling to research

I feel like Batman or halo

Well son, it was the early 21st century ya see, and a bunch of adults got their feelings hurt when news made them reflect on bigotry, so they decided that first amendment was just about getting to say slurs and the mean news should just go away. That's why air's poison now. Now eat your squirrel

You know liberals like this don't actually mind Trump because they are perfectly willing to endorse his practice of selectively denying reality. They are the reason the GOP is able to push the boundaries of acceptable behavior further and further. They are allies in the resulting moral erosion

Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Haley Stevens (D-MI) 9/15/26 “I am proud to be a Zionist, and there is no genocide”

Good job by this reporter but we are at the point where the only way to deal with these people is reminding them over and over again that they see the world more through the eyes of Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, their alleged political enemy, The Teen Beauty Pageant Guy, than the entire UN

17 Sept

Good Idea Experts in the USA are saying high-speed rail supporters "never been more correct"

meidasnews.comRobert Kraft Pledges $2 Million for Humanitarian Aid After Macklemore ChallengeThe Patriots owner says Ed Sheeran asked him to match a separate $2 million commitment, potentially bringing their combined pledge to $4 million. It remains unclear where the money will go.

17 Sept

"I have dedicated much of my life to building bridges between all people" says cheese salesman

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NEWS: Robert Kraft says he will commit $2 million to humanitarian aid in the Middle East after Ed Sheeran offered $2 million of his own, following the fallout from Macklemore’s removal from Sheeran’s tour. Kraft did not specify where the money will go or which organizations will receive it.

16 Sept

Just remember when you pay medical bills in the U.S. that we have to help this guy sell more bombs to child murderers because he thinks The Matrix is happening to him or whatever

16 Sept

I think the people acting aghast at Macklemore's statement would be taken more seriously if it didn't happen like a week after a guy who said "I love Hitler" sold out a major U.S. venue

vulture.comIs Making 300 a ‘Get Out of Fascism Free’ Card?Zack Snyder insists that making ‘the gayest movie ever’ in ‘300’ means he’s on the right side of history when it comes to his new movie’s alleged fascism.

yeah like imagine a fascist dancing to the song 'YMCA' that would just be ridiculous

Vulture@vulture.com

Zack Snyder insists that making ‘the gayest movie ever’ in ‘300’ means he’s on the right side of history when it comes to his new movie’s alleged fascism.

There is something so beautiful about this

Mitch McConnell is back! People thought he might be dead but he's back at work, and alive. "Great job today, Mitch!" people are probably saying, now that he is back at his job where he receives money to do challenging work, alively

"Let's do some work!" Mitch likely said, heart still pumping blood through his body to a functional brain which is being used to accomplish tasks. Those who speculated on the stability of the institution in which he retains a vital role look foolish, as he is visibly Alive and Back at His Job

7 Sept

Kanye defenders now implying his comments were actually anti-Israel as if equating pro-nazi sentiment with opposition to the genocide isn't helpful to Israel

7 Sept

Can't imagine a bigger gift to these guys than a world-famous artist getting a pass from self-described progressives after selling nazi merch

7 Sept

I am 28 I work for the president my job is Associate Memesmith I tap "handsome man chiseled jaw American flag Armani" into my special phone app 6 times every other weekend I make $30 million a year from a public fund that used to be for cancer research I DO NOT ask questions I WILL do this forever

Every post about the "vibes" at some SF event for "founders and builders"

We need to go back to using the full words artificial intelligence so the people who use it have to reckon with the fact that its synonym is "fake smartness"

It prepares us to learn how to save money with Liberty Mutual every 2-3 minutes, actually

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Problem here is gonna be getting parents not to use it when they help their kids with homework

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov

Technology being everywhere doesn’t mean it belongs everywhere. The tech industry wants us to believe that AI in early education is not only inevitable, but necessary. We don't see it that way. This week, we announced a moratorium on generative AI for public school students in 2-K to 8th grade.

Kanye West was hiding for a while but he returned this weekend with assists from some old friends google "Kanye hiding assist" for details on this epic comeback

Driving my car from a guy who does heil hitler salutes to a concert from a guy who sold swastika t-shirts UGH protesters blocking the street *laying on the horn* STOP THE ANTISEMITISM!!!

"That Wheel of Fortune guy should've flown private!" is gonna crush at next year's Davos

Purchasing 1 tank of gasoline with the $80 I made adding "you hate this type of wolf" to the 50 First Dates style video tape I show the president every morning

All the top news stories in China are like "Solar Energy Production 50000% Higher; School Children Rescued From Nepal Glacier Collapse" and in the U.S. it's "Does Wind Happen At Night? Why This Giant Forest Could Be Computer"

4 Sept

I wish people obsessed with AI-assisted media would be honest about the fact that they do not have the skills or work ethic to create something themselves. No you did not "make this with AI" you used technology that violates intellectual property laws because you are lazy and/or untrained.

4 Sept

Plenty of adults can admit they don't know how to fix a car or cook a meal and endure the mild humility of outsourcing that task to another adult. For some reason, when it comes to media, people simultaneously crave the fulfillment of a craft & belittle experience in said craft. It's childish.

4 Sept

This is most evident in the marketing efforts of AI companies themselves, which depend on strategic communication to mostly older investors who are enticed by media but fairly ignorant or apathetic to its production process. The money only exists through a charade of shamelessness.

JD vance impatiently watching the iOS update download bar on the toilet minutes before saying "The Ancient Ones mayhaps shalt feast upon flesh and soul" to a 19-year-old smokeless tobacco influencer named Parxly

She was topless in a TV show that's older than the COVID-19 pandemic

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I'm gonna give Sean Duffy an existential crisis by telling him I already saw them 7 years ago in the Zendaya show with the trans girl bsky.app/profile/fact...

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Sean Duffy: I'm gonna give you my take on Sydney Sweeney's breasts. God made us a certain way to want to mate with a woman.