Petty-Vagrant

The dodgy T shirt thingy could be about any Nigel but in his head he’s the only one. Surely XTC must have written that song about him as well.

Can’t say I’m impressed with how Burnham has started his premiership with the cabinet reshuffle….. and one in particular he left in place.

I’m assuming that Andy Burnham, even though he’s just got into number 10, will be declared the worst pm we’ve ever had by the end of the day by those on the wrong wing.

I think ‘detest’ also works.

I’m beginning to think Farage won’t actually stand in the bi-election. Shit is getting deep for him and it’ll just keep getting deeper. 😀

What is going on with my head? Kemi Badenoch did ok at today’s PMQs. There, I’ve said it. But I do now feel soiled.

Is it wrong to be enjoying watching Farage humiliate himself so publicly and knowing that Reform Ltd is soon to totally irrelevant?

2014 the comedian renamed the juice found at the bottom of bins a ‘Farage’. And now with the historic by-election of Count Binface v Cunty Bin Juice.

So Count Binface v Cunty Frog-Face.

I hate it when these typos happen. ‘Desperate stunt’? Clearly they mean ‘cunt’.

The BBC have just used an old clip of the frog-faced foghorn with Nathan Gill standing behind him. I really hope that was done on purpose. 😂

So the frog-faced foghorn of bullshit has resigned because he’s not done anything wrong and is standing in the by election he’s created. 🤷🏻‍♂️ If the people re-elected him, being ‘from Clacton’ should be the new noun for pig shit thick bigots.

Newsnight have investigated Andrew ‘sweaty lying bastard’ claim that he visited Pizza Express and in line with everyone’s expectations have concluded that he’s a sweaty lying bastard.

Farage complaining that rules have been broken 🤷🏻‍♂️ Isn’t it lovely how he has selective ethics and morals.

Good to see USA has crashed out of the kick ball thingy. Will the tangerine toddler get this decision also over turned, like the true statesman he his. Him having the striker reinstated last time has to have been one of the most pathetically childish things he’s done….. so far.

Who says Americans don't get irony? Celebrating 250 years of being free from the tyranny of a king whilst experiencing the tyranny of a president. That sentence says Americans don't get irony.

I’m failing to see how Pakistan would accept convicted child sex offenders when they’ve lived most of their lives here. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Burnham supporting this isn’t a sensible start to him being our ‘messiah’, seems like he’s speaking a populist sound bite to the tabloid crowd.

Whilst folk are complaining about the next heat wave, it might be time to educate themselves about the impact that the meat on their barbecue is having on our planet. This well written book will help. 👍

STNUC, the new way of describing the backward Farage fans.

So we have another far right company pretending to be a political party.

Trump has backtracked with more gaslighting instead of an apology. What a prick.

Dodgy Bobby Generic has said being called a traitor is like water off a duck’s back to him. As the old saying goes: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s probably a traitorous scumbag with a wet back.

So Robert Generic’s constituency is Newark, which just happens to be an anagram of what we all think he is.

And yet those you just repost what the twat said are the ones who are being disrespectful.

Although this could just as easily apply to Trump.

So the bombing of Iran was the most successful military operation in history? Ok I’m no military historian but isn’t this Pete Hegsett pissing on the graves of those who fell at the D Day landings?

On Sunday Zia Yusuf was on LBC going on about how great Rectum PLC were and now today he resigns from beings its chairman. Did he have a little wander on the road to Damascus to have such a change of heart? Oh and in other funny rightwing news….. the Trump/Musk bromance is over. 😂😂

BBC News at 10 lead story is Harry Hewitt whinging on like the spoilt brat he is, and not Fartage’s smug face after winning so many seats. Is this Aunty sticking their fingers up to Rectum PLC or just more grovelling subservience to a ridiculous medieval institution?

As the UK head into the local elections with Rectum UK said to gain lots of votes, this video, which I’m part of, celebrates the ‘man of the people’….mainly Musk, Trump & Putin. 😡 youtube.com/watch?v=0ztJ...

So Queenie dies after meeting Truss, the pope dies after meeting Vance, l can see the only benefit of Trump’s visit here being that he’s he meets Charlie 👍😀

I’m really to go learn that Tommy Tiny Tears doesn’t like segregation after all. 🤷🏻‍♂️

A good explanation of Trump’s genius at work.

Finally a Brexit benefit. Trump used lube on us whilst going in dry on Europe. But yes, we’re all being fucked over.

Listening to the radio, callers were saying that they voted Labour but now because Labour are not leftwing enough they’re going to vote Reform. How does that work? Not leftwing enough so going to vote far right 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

DTSS ( Deranged Trump Supporter Syndrome), a new term, invented by me to describe those who use TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) as a way of describing those who point out how deranged Trump is.

Is anyone shocked that he didn’t declare this. 🤷🏻‍♂️ goodlawproject.org/farage-faces...

This is great reporting by @mrjamesob.bsky.social and @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social, chilling stuff about the way politics in the USA are moving further and further towards the rightwing. youtu.be/LSsvi-nTseg?...

Everyday new depths are sunk to by this awful administration. I wonder if their aim is to piss off the whole world.

97.6% now that’s pretty specific. Surely he has the most tremendous, brilliant, best ever ever brain ever to know such things. 😂😂 And to think this stupid fucker is the second most powerful man in the world, the first being his boss, President Musk.

Ok Trump isn’t quite in Hitler’s league yet but he did also recently post a pink triangle as an anti gay thing, which was a symbol used by the Nazis to be anti gay. Oh and of course let’s not forget Musk and Bannon with their nazi salutes.

Have just seen the fall in stock value described as ‘The Tesla chainsaw massacre’

Now I’m not wealthy but the other year I chucked a couple of grand into investments, which were mainly in USA. This shows how well things are going over the past month with that superb businessman Trump at the helm. 😡

I’m feeling quite positive that the tide is starting to turn against rightwing politics here. Obviously this has been helped by Trump et al and the support given to them by Reform who are now publicly and entertainingly tearing themselves apart. 😀

I feel sorry for the rest of us who have to live in a country knowing that millions of stupid bigots believed the bile that Reform spouted and by electing them gave further oxygen to their hate.

It’s going to be funny watching Reform UK teach other apart. Maybe they need a ‘messiah’ type figure to intervene…., oh hang on, doesn’t Fartage already think he is one? 😂😂

And yet they keep getting pushed in the media and given far too much airtime. 😡

As Trump backtracks on tariffs again, it seems standing up to bullies does actually work. 👍

On C4 news they’ve just said ‘the one chink in his armour’, when referring to Trump! One chink?? Fuck me, that’ll be the kind of chink which you’ll find after it’s been put through an industrial grinder and then melted down.

What’s the biggest bus available? Whatever it is it’s not going to be big enough for all the people Trump is throwing under it.