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Tonight’s selection

Stole a win with Lamar out. 1st place Baltimore Ravens move to 4-1

I miss you so much. You were a great dog Suggsie

Cleveland is chanting for my fantasy football team

Tonight’s listening

To my fellow Gen Xers Do you hate it when we get lumped in with boomers? Then stop with posting the “darn kids think they got it tough well we drank out of a hose” memes. Yes I also drink from a hose, it’s not the flex you think it is.

Tonight selection Strong contender for my favorite non Beatles album

Remember folks, the fate of the world is all dependent on who Trump has dinner with at his country club each weekend for the next 2 years. All it will take is for someone to call him smart and then bring up nuking Tehran and we are all fucked….

Psa- plum tomatoes are the best tomatoes for sandwiches That is all

What pisses me off the most about the ballroom is that we have to assume the whole thing has been compromised and a giant nation security risk. We are going to have to tear out the whole underground portion and not just knock down the stupid ballroom.

Dolly Parton dead at 80 Tim Curry dead at 80 Satans fucking with us right?

Tonight’s musical selection

Been sitting down and listening to albums on headphones lately. Not having music on I. The background while I do other things, but sitting g down and giving the music my full attention Tonight’s selection: London Calling by the Clash

So I literally just found out we did do permanent daylight savings time in 1974 and everyone hated it so we switched back. Why is this never mentioned when debating getting rid of the time change? Sorry England, we are too dumb to be a country, please come back.

Remember in the 80s when “Mexican food will give you diarrhea” was a standard joke archetype?

Heat index is still over 100 I’m just hiding in the basement and watching Van Halen videos with Reed

Fun fact, music videos peaked in 1984 youtu.be/3dOx510kyOs?...

Trampoline puppy

Is there anything more “ok boomer” than ranting about “communism”?

Anyone else in MD-6 ready for this damn primary to be over? #tronesucks #delanysevenworst

Reed got some time either his sister this weekend. He was a very happy pup.

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social Genetics question. If a Minotaur and Centar mated and the offspring got all the monster parts. Would it be a horse body with human torso and bull head or just some lame horse with a bull head?

@cnn.com So did you learn this time or next week when Trump starts talking about some imaginary deal are you just going to go with it like you have for the last 4 months? Worthless ass wipes

@cnn.com you know you have to assume he’s lying at all times right? Be better at your job.

Its not just the stupid ballroom our next democratic president has to tear down. We have to assume the whole below ground complex is comprised and poses a security risk. We’ll be wasting billions because of this ass wipe well into the 2040s

Bold statement for today. Beared Conan was his best era. youtu.be/ImDj57VeaC0?...

Reed is healing up nicely and drains shout be removed tomorrow. This was after my neighbor came over to help me clean and redress the wounds. I love that when he’s had a bad experience he always curls up with Suggsies old collar.

Reeds back home and sleeping. I’m eating a bowl of cereal and passing out on the floor next to his dog bed since he’s not allowed to jump and may wake up in the middle of the night and hop off my bed to go for water. After this evening I really need to be next to him.

@hankgreen.bsky.social Ever wonder how much food we waste due to switching over to plastic packaging? I’ve had an inverted bottle of honey mustard in my fridge for a week and the sides of the bottle is still coated. Only way it’s getting out would be for me to cut the squeeze bottle open.

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social Just saw this weeks lineup for Real Time. Here is a preemptive dog picture. You will need it

Something different. Instead of a picture of my dog enjoy a picture of my sisters dog. Her name is Tesla and she is Reeds littermate.

There are probably many people at the Met Gala that have done things I’ve enjoyed, but every year that a meteor doesn’t fall out of the sky and destroys it, a little part of me does. Fuck the Met Gala and fuck anyone who’s ever bought an outfit for more than a teacher makes in a year.

Ever find it strange that the Dukes of Hazard takes place in an alternate reality where major traffic violations are somehow pardoned if you successfully outrun the police?

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of well over $250 Billion. Amazon has 1.1 million US employees. Jeff could give each Amazon employee $226k and still be a multi Billionaire. Tax these fuckers.

Thank you YouTube algorithm youtu.be/6v9D1nf1p_Y?...

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social My dogs trying to get out so they don’t have to listen to Douglas Murray anymore. You are in for a bad week having to listen to this ass wipe.

The Kinks are so underrated youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU?...

I have a feeling we could all use dog pictures today. Reed and Tesla both like to cacoon.

That steak and cheese sub better be for me

You know we are fucked as a country when a rumor that JD Vance is out president gets people excited.

“You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything” -The Talking Heads

Cool, so I guess there is a non zero percent chance we are nuking Iran tomorrow.

Going yo the park every few months either clever signs is not a resistance. The GOP fears MAGA. Schumer and the “enlightened centrists” show contempt for the left. Purge them. Get rid of the centrists now or don’t act shocked when in January you get the same old common ground crap.

Look it’s 2 sleepy dogs

So we’re losing the war right? I know we killed their leader and a lot of other people, but we have pretty much ended our run as a super power. Europe/Canada have had it with us and are trying to figure out how to dump the US dollar without wrecking their economies.