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#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams

The NHS is no place for an old white straight male. #NHSThuglife

Dear Britain, IT'S . TOO . LATE

The future of motoring: www.youtube.com/shorts/2E0HF...

#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...

#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams

I urge Trump to stick a pitchfork up his arse 'immediately' - without lube.

#GoodMorningUK #SundaySacrilege I wonder what they're talking about right now...

LinkedIn Job Alert just dropped for a "HM Prison and Probation Service Intelligence Researcher". Not a job I'd be interested in, but whoever gets it, I do hope they find some...

And thus he took on the mantle of "Leo The Luddite"...

Putin on the phone: "Awww, c'mon Donald! Just one tactical nuke, just ONE!"

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife

#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams

#ExcommunicateTrump (I don't care if he isn't Catholic)

#GoodMorningUK #FridayVibe

#BrokenNews Thai beer giant vows to sue Vatican over copyright infringement.

#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams

One hundred and thirty three pseudo-celibate men have been locked in a room decorated with pictures of naked figures, mainly men and more than a few children. The Vatican's Kleenex bill is going to be enormous.

#GoodMorningUK #BankHolidayMonday

#GoodnightUK #BookAtBedtime #SweetDreams

#SundaySacrilege There were signs.

Well, death technically "cures" a lot of things...

This morning's haul of harassment letters from #TVLicensing from just one of three blocks of NHS workers' flats. As someone who hasn't owned or operated a television for over 30 years, I'd like to thank this powerless, pointless bunch of thugs for their efforts in the war on trees.

www.youtube.com/shorts/_SouX...

#GoodMorningUSA

#FutureNews They said it couldn't happen, but just days after the US placed crippling tariffs on choirboys... #HabemusTrumpam

#BrokenNews US impose 145% tariffs on Runcorn after MAGA-UK make DEI hire.

Yes - If the power is three-phase and delivered via electric chair...

#BrokenNews US DoJ to be rebranded "Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump & Associates". www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams

#BrokenNews On hearing that Amazon is displaying the cost of tariffs, Donald Trump declared war on Brazil. "Ain't no stinking river gonna get away with betraying me!"

Trump is obsessed with his predecessor. In his first 100 days, Donald Trump has mentioned Joe Biden and/or his family, on average, six times per day. This means Biden has spent these first hundred days living rent-free in Trump's head...

The American EV industry is f*ckd... www.youtube.com/shorts/PdBew...

Mark Carney: "They want our resources, they want our water, they want our land, they want our country." Donald Trump: "We also want your lumberjacks... We REALLY want your lumberjacks..."

#GoodMorningUK #OffToWorkWithYou

Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

Okay Frank, if you're not out of there in three days, we're calling BS...

Please don't give renowned scammer Liz 'I Crashed The Economy' Truss any ideas...

#GoodMorningUK #SundaySacrilege

Good news. Now, how do we keep them in there..? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/a...