Phantom Shack

You know what's wrong with modern toys? It's that the interior of the packaging doesn't have that vaguely bubble gum like smell anymore.

I hate all war, but you can't demonize the defenders while praising the aggressors. That's just plain idiotic.

It makes me angry and sad that any group of humans ever has to fear another. I cannot fathom those who want to be feared, nor those that fear the harmless.

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I know I'm on the right side of history, but how is that supposed to help with the depression triggered by familial rejection?

Why are all the remaining MAGAts the mutant offspring of an orc and a goblin?

I will never be free from grief. I have survived long enough.

Just because you were told that someone who has always been kind to you is bad by someone else that you trust, does not mean it is true. You have to investigate honestly.

Do you remember when email was new?

I wanna hear Mark Hamill say "Let's get dangerous!"

Hey, what if all the nonsense that's going on with AI is staged to make us believe that we can never have a trustworthy robot workforce, and that human labor is absolutely necessary, meanwhile robots and AIs are actually being trained to crack the whip on us all?

When we've defeated fascism again, this time let's install something that prevents it's return. Let's cut it out by the root, clean up the garden, and forbid the replanting of those seeds, at least.

What if chocolate frogs could simulate life because they were magically connected to a population of real live frogs, which experienced everything that happened to their chocolate doppelgangers in real time?

Did you ever notice how in Road Runner vs. Coyote cartoons, we always see everything from the Coyote's vantage point, like he's the protagonist? The Road Runner shows up quickly and briefly just to ruin his latest scheme & leave him hungry after eating all the birdseed. Why not bring him a sandwich?

The concept of people is so ridiculous that the gods must gather periodically to reassure one another that these shared delusions are in fact sane.

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I think that perhaps there are people who simply ignore the evil of their own actions, intellectually devoid of any cognizance of the moral implications. They see themselves as inherently good, and not even the facts of their own behavior can convince them otherwise. So they commit genocide, smiling

Did you ever feel like Artax in the Bog of Eternal Stench, being eaten by shrieking eels, while Chamberlain of the Skeksis was sucking out your soul?

Wouldn't it be nice to have freedom, liberty, and justice for all, rather than only a particular group? Wouldn't it be grand to have real opportunity for all, rather than debt traps and dead ends? Wouldn't it be swell to do away with greedy, authoritarian, exploiters?

I never perform better out of spite. If you were trying to neg me into doing more for you, you done messed up.

Humans are simple minded primates, and very few rise to the level of true consciousness.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he ate some of that lettuce?

I don't know why we replaced the word rape with the word grape. Now we have to find a new name for grapes, because people think little round fruit is penetrative sexual assault.

Hey, how come Disney's Genie didn't have "cannot create life" as one of his provisos? I ask because if he could, then it would have been so much easier to create a clone of Jasmine for Aladdin than what they actually did.

When I was a lad, the government abducted my Alien Life Form friend, my Dad sealed up my robot sister in a wall, and then sold the house, the ghost lady that lived in my room just disappeared, and the cool guy I looked up to jumped over a shark on water skis.

Is Susan Collins actually just a racist?

Is there a paper book with illustrations that details how to make solar panels from scratch? You know, for after the apocalypse later this year.

The Mcicecream machine isn't actually broken. No one cleaned it yesterday, and the manager doesn't want to pay an employee to spend two hours doing it right. Offer to work for them for the day, and clean it up. Be the change you want to see in the world.

So Dean Cain is just insane, huh?

What if onion rings were battered with mashed potatoe ?

What is the plan for when Elon's corruption of the vote counting machines hands every win to Republicans? Is that when we storm the Bastilles?

In the vein of someone being "such a pick me", I offer the following: such an eats food, such a drinks water, such a breathes air, such an I am the son, such an I am the heir, such an I am human and I need to be loved, just like everyone else...

Tell me something positive and good.

Maybe Earth will get lucky, and humans will go extinct before the end of this century.

@jerilryan.bsky.social did you know that Julie Newmar once played an android robot named 709?

Is all the current political bullshit actually because they know we've hit peak oil, and will run out before 2050, therefore toppling the entire petro dollar based world economy?

The world that Republicans want to force on us is not a world worth living in.

Every political party has some corruption that mist be rooted out, but the Republicans are completely evil and must be destroyed.

Everysmurf knows that if you want to stay in Smurf village, you have to be smurfy.

My final words will probably be, "I'm awfully tired. I think I'll go home now."

The next generation of horror movies should be based on Jeffrey Epstein's experiments on children and trafficked women that were carried out at Zorro ranch, the way that the previous generation was based on Ed Gein. And they should all feature a character like Bif Tannen.

I was barely passing in my recombinant DNA class, and then my homework ate my dog.

And it came to pass that the name of Israel was blotted out, and a new name was written in it's place, and the name is Ichabod. And the servants of Ichabod perished by plague, fire, famine, flood, and storm. Then did no one mourn, for those who joined Israel in drinking innocent blood had perished.

The Triumvirate of Evil is revealed: Trump, Putin, Netanyahu. The Earth dies now in atomic fire.

The call of the void is louder than ever before

I find it difficult to believe that a man whose name appears more than a million times in text files is not also in video files. There is a high probability that there is video of DJT performing acts of sexual depravity on minors and even infants.

What if they just started disappearing?

How will we ensure election integrity now?

I just worked out that on a yearly basis I consume one cow, two pigs, three turkeys, and about 30 chickens.