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…last Friday? Let’s party…

Turn on some Samara Joy… it’ll heal you!

…who’s going to tell Nicki that most the surgeries she’s had has been gender affirming…

Coworker: You taught this morning? Me: Yup Coworker: What do you teach? Me: I teach a racial justice course. Coworker: Hmm… for my kids it’s the reverse… with “white privilege”… people expect them to be a certain way. Me:

This is what my friend looks like… he’s husband material… send your applications to me for screening

Victoria Alazè Monet said we sings around here!! Mk girl!!

I’m going to hold your hand when I say this: pay the graphic designer for your flyer

Just woke up from a nightmare. A corporation was hiring citizens to train life like human AI figures. We didn’t know the mission of the corporation was to build soldiers to colonize. The figures learned basic things through the lens of colonization. They end up killing the trainers and then the corp

Not my Apple Watch calling 911… while I’m doing squats!

Gen Alpha are now working at the amusement parks… When I tell you… operations are…

Anyway you bless me I’ll be satisfied

S/O to my mayor @epereza22.blacksky.app

I don’t know what I was listening to 20 years ago, but definitely wasn’t listening to her vocals on Bday. They were just bops to me. Girl you were singing.

I love that the hive isn’t delusional! Seeing a collective hell no… shows this ain’t no Barb 💩 over here!

Nobody: Raven Symone: About Raven Baxter and Elphaba

Rent loves nothing more than to being due… Gurl can’t you see Dolly just died. Read the room!

Whitney Houston has no business being dead.

Looks like everyone has a good time in ATL… Love that for yall.

Shout Out to whomever left their streaming accounts logged in at the Airbnb. You da best!!

Nolan Wells’ parents are preparing to lay their child to rest today. My prayers go out to all of his loved ones.

I hate to say it, but it may be time for Ru to hang it up!! Happy for the winner… but 😬

New Prep/Pep Ad:

Bey you dancing between these keys…

Chloe… Aaliyah would be so proud!

I hate that I have to say this, but if I happen to prematurely cross the pearly gates to my mansion in the sky… DO NOT (and I mean DON’T) generate any announcement using AI. @markchappelle.bsky.social you have one job! (Also don’t put a picture of me in clouds!)

Staff meeting prompt: what do you have planned for the 4th? Me: my Independence Day was a few weeks ago…

These tributes are bodied!

Imagine if Kamala was president while the Knicks win the finals and the Obama’s open their center. Nippy said… didn’t we almost have it all

Tomorrow I will serve on a dissertation committee for a PsyD student exploring the mental health implications at the intersections of Queerness & the Black Church. It’s my first time being on a committee and I’m truly honored to contribute to this work!

…that man stood flat footed and sang opposite of Celine. Tuh…

Doesn’t Ray J have heart problems?

Yesterday I heard a joke about lynching… On a major platform…

Anita Dupree rings the victory bell… Me:

Have yall listened to RAYE’s album?

Cue Tremaine, cuz I’m going up yonder

Coleman!!

I Found Myself x @durandbernarr.bsky.social

This jam needs bread!!

My caretakers on sick days when I could stay home from school.

I’d wanna be us in every lifetime!

Now @durandbernarr.bsky.social… SING FOOL!! I’m not ok!!! You are just fine!!!

I enjoyed Michael! My initial critique is that it was a bit safe. Jackson’s will always tell the story you already know. But now I feel sometimes you want a feel good story without the mess…

I’ve definitely complained about gas prices, while paying for it.

Realizing I don’t care if any of the 3 win… And if I had to choose it’s Darlene 🥴 #rpdr

I’ll always be shocked when someone asks me to spot them at the gym… You wanna put your life in my hands?

I tried to watch Euphoria yesterday… it’s been so long I don’t even know who the characters are anymore. Like who are these people. I gotta go back and watch the first season… again.

Now look Bey… Usher & Chris done just sent out their dates! If you gon do it!!

National Holiday. Why am I working?