Phil (🇨🇦)

Phil (🇨🇦)

@phil.co

I believe that David Bowie was an all-powerful celestial being who held the fabric of the universe together, and when he left this plain of existence, everything went completely to shit. Prove me wrong. http://phil.co

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A one-seat, not street-legal, flying car with rocket trusters and vacuum suction that can drive upside-down, and requires a super special, ultra secret, if you have to ask you can't afford it invite to buy one. If it ever gets produced. Which it won't. That's how you say "bullshit" in 2026.

Oh, and it accelerates from 0-60 mph in 0.81 seconds. That's a 3.5 G force. I hope you have a chance to enjoy your rollercoaster car before you slam it into a tree in under one second.

And yet it's legal for them to spy on everyone in the world...

Andrew Couts@couts.bsky.social

NEW: The criminal complaint against an OpenAI engineer reveals that, according to investigators, he allegedly used a $14 device to spy on company executives’ meetings. @peard33.bsky.social, @regret.bsky.social, and @carolinehaskins.bsky.social report: www.wired.com/story/an-ope...

Good little cucks

Steven Levy@stevenlevy.bsky.social

Our tech overloads have pinned their businesses and their identities around "artificial intelligence." Yet when POTUS said he's ordering the US to BAN the term not one spoke out against this insane idea. www.wired.com/story/trumps...

Trump has finally achieved what every other US president before him achieved, but in the most psychotic way possible.

Facebook has gone from connecting you with friends and family to annoying you with spam from strangers and influencers to trying to get you to spend all day chatting with AI bots. We are now in the era of Antisocial Media.

With friends line these...

CNN@cnn.com

House Democrats are fuming after a pair of centrist members once again defied their party leaders by voting to help advance a key White House priority – the second time in recent weeks. https://cnn.it/4xnglS1

For some strange reason, the FCC seems to have a real problem with James Talarico. I wonder why...? 🤔 Could it be that he exhibits all the traits they claim to posess, but never do? No, that can't be it.

Maria Bartir-oh-no! Bartiromo fired from Fox News because she's too cracked even for them! I'm sure she'll troll her way over to one of those even more batshit crazy networks, but I will happily take this opportunity to say...

I didn't think Facebook could get any worse, but now ads are displaying in crazy bright HDR and it might just be the MOST ANNOYING THING EVER.

This one hit hard

The Onion@theonion.com

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

I'm sure Palantir, Anthropic, and SpaceX (for some reason) all over it...

CNN@cnn.com

The USPS effort to develop a sweeping new system for verifying mail ballots has invited a host of IT concerns among agency officials, with some describing the process internally as a "sh*t show," according to a new whistleblower report released Tuesday by a Democratic senator. https://cnn.it/4gK2Gy4

So everything's going according to the plan

The New Republic@newrepublic.com

The whistleblower says the U.S. Postal Service has ignored court orders and is moving forward with a plan that could completely “derail” the midterm elections. trib.al/pLUXQyU