Phil Liota

The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is happy to announce the re-release of our previously Patron-only Halloween Special "Ghost Toast" for free on Halloween! We don’t know if it’s a toast ghost, or ghost toast, but when I went to my doctor and asked about it, he thought I was just having a stroke.

Episode 28: Kompromat is now out! www.evenfallhollow.com/28-kompromat/ ehbt.podbean.com/e/28-komprom... As the EHBT broadcasts their first show from the Chât, Marty, The Hotdog Man, and Abracadaniel stage a press conference at a landscaping store to smear Phil’s good name. Also, the Ikea incident.

Normalize not calling the police on people for what you feel is too many plates of Swedish meatballs and Princess cakes. And also, if you are doing a welfare check, stop asking questions right after they take a bite. I wasn't drunk, I was just choking on a meatball and the mace DID NOT HELP.

"So apparently Marty, the Hotdog Man, and Abracadaniel have formed some sort of media company since we left after the whole Doug debacle. And they have subsequently published an absolutely obscene amount of compromising photos and articles about me." EP: 28 Kompromat. Coming Thursday!

Shout out to @earworthy.bsky.social for featuring us on their weekly podcast feature! We appreciate your taking the time to check out our show, and are hugely grateful for the mention and recommendation!

"Honestly, I’m not sure what happened after that, but I woke up the next morning with a corner piece of a Walmart birthday cake, a cardboard birthday hat with polka dots on it, and I’m missing my right shoe. So how was your weekend Paul? What? Why the face again?" Ep 28: Kompromat - coming 10/15

Episode 27: The Chât is now out! www.evenfallhollow.com/27-the-chat/ ehbt.podbean.com/e/27-the-chat/ In the aftermath of the "Dougopalypse", the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism crew embark on an epic hike through the forest in search of a new recording studio, and proof that Phil isn't crazy.

Muffin would like everyone to know that the plastic bags from Five Below just hit different.

"Yes Paul, I’ve thought of the billionaires. Muffin and I thought about them all last weekend in fact, while we were watching a documentary about the French revolution. You know I’ve been pronouncing it guillotine instead of gee-o-tine this whole time? Yeah like the L’s in tortilla" EP27: The Chât

Ep 27: The Chât, coming October 1! In the aftermath of the “Dougopalypse”, the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism crew embarks on an epic hike through the forest in search of a new recording studio, and proof that Phil isn’t crazy. Local Sponsor: Helen’s Bakery

After an angry message on the topic, I feel the need to state that our latest episode does NOT actually include AI. At the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism, we use AI for one purpose only: As a target for our jokes and unrelenting scorn. Next time, listen to the episode before getting angry, kay?

The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is happy to announce the grand opening of our newest restaurant, Freddy's Kugels, located just off of Main street in New Hollow. Freddy's Kugels. "We'll see you in your dreams."

Big shoutout to @podcastdelivery.com for featuring our show yesterday. As our mayor would say, they are definitely a Peaches and Cream kind of crowd!

Explore the charming oddities of Evenfall Hollow with phil.evenfallhollow.com and ruumckinney.com. Discover local news, meet residents and businesses, and consult Muffin, the prophetic office cat, in this delightful audio-fiction podcast.

Episode 26: Moist, is now out! www.evenfallhollow.com/26-moist/ ehbt.podbean.com/e/26-moist/ We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named “BetterPhil” to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime.

from personal experience, I can tell you that erotic mimery is perhaps the one field that really doesn’t work out here. So, you have pretty much two options: Become the host of a tourism promoting show, or become a fitness guru and make friends with Tom Petty. Either way, get that shingles vaccine.

"Marty. Are you fixing this AI agent, or what? What do you mean you have no idea how it works? Is there like a check box to make it stop randomly saying moist? Okay... Marty says there is a check box for “Racist tirades”, and “Buy out PS5 stock or Pokemon cards”, but nothing about it saying moist."

I love pumpkin and banana flavored things. As such, I have pre-tied myself to a wooden stake and await my fate. Also, I've placed the lighter fluid on that nearby table. It's pumpkin scented - you'll love it.

Coming soon: Episode 26: "Moist" We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named "BetterPhil" to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime. Local Sponsor support provided by: Gary By Candlelight

"Listeners, it appears the Rapture has happened after all! Hold on. Slow down Pastor. Okay. Really? Listeners, out of the entire town, we appear to be missing but a single person. And this single person, this paragon of godliness… Is..." Episode 25: Enraptured, coming 8/15

"So listeners, I’m talking with Edith Cranstein who is currently selling everything she owns, including her house, because she will not need any of it. So Edith, how did you find out about the Rapture? Okay... So an online South African Preacher on TikTok?" "Enraptured" coming Aug 15.

We are still on our summer schedule, so our next episode "Enraptured" will be released on 8/15. We apologize for the wait, I... Ugh. Yes, Ms. Cranstein. I know you've been waiting your whole life, and 18 days is small potatoes compared to your plight. No Ms. Cranstein, my mother didn't type this.

I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them. 2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office. I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over. Stay Safe Listeners.

As a resident of a town with 2 WeWork buildings full of liminal hallways that lead to a Bennigans, a Chiropractor, a Mothman hosted spin class, a bakery, and a Board of Tourism office, we would like to assure A24 we didn't travel 3 years into the future to steal their ideas for a backrooms movie.

"..the pastor was also at the Taco Bell during the clown debacle. Witnesses report that he hit one clown with a slipper and then accidentally got bear maced. I’m not laughing Paul. Okay. Maybe I am. Sorry Pastor. And thank you for the turnover. It was flaky and delicious." Ep. 24, coming on Jul 15

Not sure what is driving the bump in downloads, but the EHBT crew extends its heartfelt appreciation to everyone who has given us a listen. Ep 24: "Send in the clowns" will be available on July 15. If slapstick comedy, explosions, and office cat related maulings is your jam, you're in for a treat!

We are on our summer release schedule right now, so our next episode won't be until July 15, when we debut "Send in the Clowns". In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!

In our next episode "Original Sound Track", we visit the local Perkins so that we can break down the community's burning questions with our local oracle Big Carl. Also, Paul and I experience a rough patch, and we dish out some hot takes on AI. Local Sponsor: Microsoft Copilot Coming June 15.

Hi! I'm Ruu McKinney and I'm the writer and creator of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism. With Episode 22 coming up, I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who has listened to it so far, and to ask for some feedback. What did you like? What didn't you like? How can I make it better?

So if you’re new to the show, we are the man in the sunglasses and tight white shirt that comes over and sprinkles your life with a little pinch of Evenfall Hollow flavor. Nope Paul. It’s keto friendly, and low in sodium… Well I mean it could be lower, but Marty’s here. "Craig's List" debuts Jun 1

From this episode's Local Sponsor Message: "I’m here to talk about our latest project here at Meta. And that project? Ghosts. You see, Meta just acquired a patent that would allow us to take over the accounts of facebook users after they die, in order to continue posting and chatting via AI."

Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Ross. You know, Ross, the guy that just wanders up and down Main street babbling incoherently about the apocalypse? Yeah, he has really good taste in shirts.

In our upcoming episode: The Hollow’s new Craig’s List website is up and running, and the Board of Tourism crew rolls up their sleeves to help out a resident in need. Also, King Cobras with tiny hats, a fire at the Applebee’s, and the lightest Lemon Raspberry Chiffon cake you’ve ever had.

I recently saw a quote that summed up the whole AI push perfectly: "The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." None of my work contains AI. Any bad writing/editing/artwork is all me. #ai

I was not in cocaine bear. I am a different Ray Liota. I'm sorry if that has disappointed you.

"I'm gonna make my stand Paul, and when I do, I want you to run. Run and tell my story. And maybe get a taco, because I could really go for Mexican right now. Yes Paul, even posthumously." Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism Ep 21: Night Terrors, out Friday!