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Breaking News: Iran finally buckles when threatened with years worth of Donald’s full diapers to be dropped onTehran. … Even though that would be a war crime according to the Geneva Convention as it’s considered biological warfare.

Chuck Norris has finally seceded from our Union … now we’re free to elect a president of color if ‘we the people’ so choose.

While really tiny, his brain is larger than expected …

According to Trump: “autism can be traced to taking ‘a seat in the minivan’ . Mothers, don’t take ‘a seat in the minivan’ also called Ty la nol ??? for those who have a hard time saying. ‘a seat in the mini van’ … did I say that right???”

The votes are in: The tireless pursuit of Democracy will get you a Nobel Peace Prize The endless pursuit of fascist authoritarianism won’t Anybody care to tell Trump that??? The Universe has spoken

Being that Donald Trump destroys everything he touches I have to say the British Monarchy is now cursed and infected… big mistake inviting him into their castle 🏰

Mount Sexual Predator South Dakota … overlooking the Pet Cemetery Gravel Pit (Kristi Noem’s favorite place to dispatch her pets)

His mother said he’d amount to nothing someday …

Demented and delusional Donny is is experiencing Sundowners Syndrome every evening these days… it’s not gonna get better, only worse… just sayin

So … Musk tweet using the “r” slur word at mentally challenged people is cruel and unusual and at the same time the pot calling the kettle derogatory names … he needs to look in the mirror … normal he is not …. Awkward he is …

Bezos already owns a Super Spy …

Demented delusional Donny has high approval ratings, numbers he’s never heard of before… simply because they don’t exist… like Putin like Trump, just making shit up in the Age of Bullshit Rules

80% of white evangelicals brought about the second coming of Lord Donald … without them he wouldn’t have gotten back into the White House… of course the Orwellian ‘White House Faith Office’ is established and then headed by a white woman who speaks in tongues. Someone who speaks reptilian fluently

How did this happen??? In America??? … land of the free , home of the brave… oh yeah! The price of eggs!!!

Trump and Elon announce the necessity of austerity for Americans … don’t worry, the billionaires will be just fine