THA MIGHTY PHIL (@philhalla.bsky.social)

THA MIGHTY PHIL

@philhalla.bsky.social

i just want to rock and roll all night and party every day

@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

history is wild. Ben Franklin said "early to bed early to rise makes you healthy wealthy and wise"...and he went to drunk Hellfire Club orgies. so did the orgies start at like 4pm so everybody could get plenty of rest after?

THA MIGHTY PHIL

@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

the day he wrote the Constitution though he had to bail on the Hellfire Club so he could do the Boston Tea Party

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@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

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@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

then the next day he discovers lightning with his kite or whatever and wrote the Declaration of Independence before the big Hellfire Club orgy

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@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

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@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Apr 2025

and then he goes to work and writes 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away" before hitting up a Hellfire Club orgy until 9

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@philhalla.bsky.social

13 Dec 2024

picked up some things to help me learn a new hobby! see you on the track #gaslands

THA MIGHTY PHIL

@philhalla.bsky.social

2 Jan 2024

there should be a book of tips and advice for people entering middle age. the first thing i'd write in it is: don't store your tube of toothpaste next to your tube of hemorrhoid ointment. no matter which one you use in the wrong place, it doesn't end well 😬

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@philhalla.bsky.social

28 Dec 2023

Replying to @jonbois.bsky.social

i like to say "RAID array" because it annoys a very small subsection of people who are both nerdy enough to know what RAID stands for and also anal enough to hate redundant phrases like "pin number" or "atm machine"

THA MIGHTY PHIL

@philhalla.bsky.social

28 Dec 2023

THA MIGHTY PHIL

@philhalla.bsky.social

28 Dec 2023

i stole that joke from the Muppets so it's actually a "retweet"

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