The Phishsonian Institute

12 Dec 2024

The Phishsonian Hour airs at 2 PM East/1 PM Central/Noon Mountain/11 AM West Thursdays followed by Honk Nation Radio only on @jempradio.com

Man, I was hyped I’d be considered for a job after the great phone interview but the rejection letter came through today and it’s hitting me harder than I thought.

Rooted in Resistance SGV@rootedinresistance.bsky.social

Damn. Well, I guess the Pentagon is going to have to start doing bake sales and selling wrapping paper.

Hey you. Yeah you. Skip Clayface and go see Wildwood this weekend.

Property tax is not theft. However, you should be able to secede from your town and county and not pay property tax. The exchange is loss of the social contract property tax provides. So you have to pay out of pocket for police, fire, EMS, libraries, all services, and a local vehicle fee for roads.

Just as a clarification the local Road fee would be on top of state registration and fees.

Well I got at least 2 for 1/2. It’s a start.

@sarcastickatt.bsky.social

Really hard to distract the masses with bread and circuses when they can’t afford neither bread nor circuses.

The Phishsonian Institute reposted

Katt

Repost if $30k would change your life right now

Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social

I don't think $30k is a life-changing amount of money. Median American born in 1980 will have $2m in income in their lifetime. It's a 1% increase in earnings.

TRAITOR

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump puts new Russia sanctions passed by Congress on hold, saying a waiver is in the US national interest.

ISO: 4 NYE 2 1/1 4 1/2 Please and thank you

UGH Southwest Airlines is just getting shittier and shittier going to a tiered rewards program.

Totally rooting for the Uecker Series to happen.

Today’s realization: Phish now is about the same age as when I saw Cream reunite at MSG 21 years ago. Damn.

They got the sets backwards.

Feels like a soundcheck out there.

Can we all play in the same key, gang?

I live for two things…Hood Jams and pleasing my wife.

Pebbles and Waves in the same show? That’s my shit right there.

youtu.beMike Ditka caught adjusting his nuts!YouTube video by USYAY

Goodbye Coach. youtu.be/RsuvenvQ-6M?...

Coming January 2nd at PhanArt (@phanart.bsky.social): Our next exhibit (Edited 4:24 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

Look I’m nostalgic for Celeste pizza as anyone but that brand got run into the ground as soon as Aurora Foods acquired it and the quality went to shit. They also shouldn’t have discontinued the big pizzas.

lgbtqnation.comMultiple studies show "considerable" decline in young people identifying as LGBTQ+ - LGBTQ NationAt the same time, the numbers for college-age students who say they're gay, lesbian, or bisexual are holding steady.

They dont know why? The reason is you have idiot conservative parents going off the fucking deep end about anything LGBTQ+. Kids are now scared so of course they’re going to stay closeted compared to 5 years ago. This country is fucked. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/10/mult...

I know it’s satire but as if you needed another reason to vote…

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social

1.0 was 6155 days The end of Fall Tour will be 6429 days since 3/6/2009. We’re in uncharted territory for consecutive touring years, folks. It’s ok to feel burnout alongside joy.

THEM BOYS ARE LOOSE!

Mind Left Body jam?

Finally finished all those boomers I bought for Mondegreen.

Hash House Tropicana closing at 1 PM should be a federal crime.

OOPS ALL JAM VEHICLES!

Place is fairly empty right now.

I’m stuck on the NJ transit AC train. Someone buy me a non-foil poster for my birthday please? I’ll pay you back.

Let’s get this bird in the sky. LET’S GO. #birthdayweekend #phishweekend

I have three hopes for this weekend. A Number Line and a Harry Hood for my birthday on Sunday and that this run is as funky as the last one at Boardwalk Hall was in 2013.

16 Sept

My girl Grace Potter crushing the Grand Ole Opry Debut just now.

12 Sept

Fack this. Embrace colors in your life y'all. Tired of bland cars and bland houses. https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/nation-world/little-tikes-cloud-collection-neutral-toys/507-dd88a4f2-ee02-4328-945f-73615b9fcae0?tbref=hp

9 Sept

Can’t wait to start bootlegging Canadian Whisky like it’s 1928 again.

9 Sept

If I offered a Phish NYC History Walking tour on 1/1, would anyone be interested? @phish.net @phanart.bsky.social

This Melt caused my wife to leave the room.

Over 90 minutes here!

Oh shit!

Thinking Melt or Walls after this Number Line.

@nystatemusic.bsky.social

The internet used to be fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433-nmcWw8E

The Phishsonian Institute reposted

NYS Music

6 Sept

The team at NYS Music has put together a map - with the help of @phishsonian.bsky.social - that features every show Phish has played in NYS, including a link to reviews and articles on the various shows & festivals in New York State that Phish has played since 1986. nysmusic.com/2024/08/07/t...

nysmusic.comThe Empire State of PhishWhile the origin of Phish is firmly rooted in Vermont, the band's history in neighboring New York runs almost as deep. The band made the slow and natural progression from private parties and gigs at frat houses, to small clubs and theaters, later graduating to full scale amphitheaters, to now selling out Madison Square Garden...

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Scott Marks

@bizarchive.bsky.social

5 Sept

The final timing for tonight's Down With Disease: 35:30. It's the longest version ever (passing 7/11/25's DWD at 34:12) and the 25th longest song in #phish history.

5 Sept

So close to a Baby You’re a Rich Man Beatles tease

5 Sept

God bless Couch Tour

4 Sept

Americans need a real fucking gut check of what’s important to them because the road we are on is not it, chief.

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4 Sept

Does this mean Beyoncé is done making albums or is this larger than her current catalog? Alternate question: Is the moment record collecting jumps the shark?

Bryan Lasky@boneydiego.bsky.social

No Ethical Billionaires, they all gotta go beyonce.com/shop/product...

apple.newsTrump tells Fed to slash rates or he'll end trade with countries with U.S. surpluses — CNBCPresident Donald Trump demanded that the Fed slash interest rates or else he will cut off trade with countries with which the U.S. maintains trade deficits.

4 Sept

Man, it’s fun being ruled by the world’s dumbest mob boss. apple.news/Aofl_aM1uQwi...