phixated

had to do a double-take on KYW’s story transitions here (felt like something @briancgrubb.bsky.social in particular would enjoy)

tired: the Walt Whitman wired: London Tower

Citizens Bank Park went from “hey now, you’re an all-star” straight to “my world’s on fire, how about yours?”

The Child Developing Fast There’s a 40% chance it becomes a super The Child into 2027.

“You smell like coconut” - Kruk to TMac within the first two minutes of the broadcast, giving the best kickoff to #PhilliesAfterDark we’ve ever had

when Nola gets a bases-loaded double play and still manages to give up 4 runs in the inning

the Philadelphia Phillies every blessed night

holy moly

me at a Phillies game in 2022 as J.T. Realmuto walked to the plate

it’s here.

RIP Chuck Norris

the Phillies are on TV today

Before you rip him, we all have preferences. For example: I really enjoy hitters who don’t chase every slider off the plate.

Bryce Harper saw a 1993 Trapper Keeper and said “I must wear it”

pour one out for nick castellanos

pitchers and catchers day

“shoutout to the twelve” Jesus’ disciples getting a lot of love in these Seahawks speeches. i bet kid rock said nothing about them.

baseball time

this game has all the excitement of a Sunday night in October

accidentally said “big bunny” and now i am banished to the basement to watch “honey, i blew up the kid” during halftime

lost it all betting on team ruff in the puppy bowl

very good chance you could buy this on a tee shirt at the boardwalk in 1992

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Happy gotcha day to @franzkela.bsky.social

very specific year

6ABC just showed footage from “Chopper 6” and it made me consider how sick it would be if they had a 6ABC motorcycle putting around

looks like he’s soon going to be screaming “I’M SO SICK OF THE NAME ‘CHET STEADMAN’!”

by all means, enjoy Whiskey Friday with Tony Krumpet, but me? i’m watching Gettin Sloshed with David Muir

inflation has pushed grocery prices too high, but GMA advises to use ChatGPT to make a list. welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026.

forgot to pack lunch

turned on the sixers and the raptors court design looks like one of those paper towel commercials where they unrealistically wipe a clean streak down the middle of the spill

watching the eagles

Jake Elliott, you cannot leave this score on the screen in this day and age you nincompoop. I cannot survive this.

6abc’s “big story” is how much gas will cost after the US takes it from Venezuela. …what?

looking in the stay fresh drawer at the leftover meats and cheeses

i mean no offense, but i do not understand puzzle families i have been burdened with a puzzle for 3 days and i want to do a header off the betsy ross

when i tell spotify to play Christmas music and the first thing it plays is “hallelujah”

i want donald duck to throw a chair across the floor like bobby knight

merry christmas from deck the balls or whatever the heck espn is doing

watching the eagles but thinking about the phillies