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The Alaska ballot lawsuit is just more evidence that trump thinks his followers are dumb shits.

Hey shitbag is that a hawks helmet behind you?

Is Scharf related to Miller. If he shaved the middle of his head I swear he might at times be mistaken for Miller. Great, we got the neo-nazi boys in the White House.

I think trump has a tattoo on his ass that reads “random number generator”

I would have taken trump’s word for his explanation of why he wasn’t flying home on the “new” Air Force 1, if he had said he was going to charge them an admission fee.

The Japanese government has been taken over by radical Muslims. OMG, are they communist Muslims? OMG, maybe we can convince NutAndYahoo to help us affect a regime change.

Islamic republic of Japan! How in the hell could that even pop into anybody’s head?

Yesterday the dumbest person ever to sit in the White House and his brother the FIFA crook cast a pall on the World Cup for a while. It only took the Argentinians the next day to throw it off. Great game and comeback.

I hope the men’s team wins tonight against Belgium but if they do it will be a victory tarnished. If they were to go on and win the world cup it should probably be accompanied by an asterisk. All because of the ego of an idiot.

I’m convinced, it won’t be trump and/or the MAGAts that kill democracy although they’ll help where they can. The killing will be at the hands of the conservatives in the supreme court where they keep inventing law, applying it to cases before them and making decisions based on those inventions.

A headline I wouldn’t be surprised to see: “Trump gives Iran $300 billion. Demands 10% finder’s fee.”

This should be a headline in the news today: “Trump declares victory, again, while running up a white flag.”

Jen Psaki said on her show tonight that Cronyn won’t be joining Paxton on the campaign trail anytime soon. I wouldn’t bet on it. This isn’t a criticism of Jen Psaki, by the way, I’m actually a fan of hers.

Trump: Putin’s puppet and Nutandyahoo’s mark.

I’m surprised that someone hasn’t suggested that the reason for Kash Pale-ale assigning a swat team to his girlfriend wasn’t for her protection but instead to keep an eye on her. Check your stuffed animals, sweetie. You may find a camera.

Fire Jimmy Kimmel? No! Deport Melania. She obviously didn’t learn anything in her citizenship classes. Remember her saying that any statements about her connected to Epstein must stop now. Excuse me, Marie Antoinette.

The orange shit bag on 60 minutes: me thinks you do protest too much Mr. President.

CPAC - Crazies and Pussheads Against the Constitution

Which past president claimed to be jealous of trump for attacking Iran? I’m betting on it being the 45th president.

Starmer may not be Churchill but Trump sure as hell isn’t FDR. And when did the Senate approve Nutandyahoo as secretary of defense?

The adulation of some Iranians for Khamenei reminds me of maga’s blind following of Trump

This “situation room” looks like an area of the ballroom with a curtain used to section it off from the rest of the ballroom. They should have just used one of the public bathrooms. apple.news/A-Hnfpi2PTcm...

I don’t think what’s happening in Iran is going to turn out the way the orange buffoon believes it will.

Seems rather arrogant to offer immunity to revolutionary guards for illegal actions against the Iranian people without, at the very least, getting the Iranian people’s input. Provided this situation ever reaches the point Trump thinks it will.

Revolutionary Guards: For immunity for past actions call 1-800-SCOTUS and ask for John.

How Texas can prevent trees from falling on power lines: Make sure all power lines are more than 10 feet off the ground.

Heard some talk about naming the Kennedy Center after trump. The only thing that should be named after trump is a fouled sewage treatment plant.

This sure looks like little Mikey shaking trumps hand and bowing. I wonder if Johnson called him “your grace”.

I wonder if hegseth announced the time and place of his “meeting” using signal. Got to show the little wifey how important he his. But I suppose announcing it on the social network previously known as twitter would do just as well.

What if tomorrow’s meeting of high ranking military officers with hegseth is a purge? Watch out general, admiral, a 2000lb bomb maybe headed your way. If hegseth is late, run.

Every time I hear a republican talk about antifa and anarchist, I think about the scene from the movie “Stranger Than Fiction” where the IRS agent runs into the donut shop owner on a bus and asks if she’s going to anarchist meeting. To which she answers, “They have meetings? They organize?”

I think the one thing the Comey indictment will show us is that the trump doj can indict a ham sandwich. All they have to do is keep from the grand jury that the defendant is a ham sandwich.

Wicker and Reed are calling for an inspector general to conduct an investigation into Signalgate. Didn’t all the inspectors general get fired?

I just saw, I won’t call it a press conference but instead a podium speech, by Mike Johnson. In his speech he makes the assertion that if the cr fails it will be the democrats fault. They control both houses and the presidency, yet it’s somehow the minority party’s fault if a bill doesn’t pass.

Supreme Court rejects Trump’s request to keep billions in foreign aid frozen. The decision was 5 to 4. 5 to 4. 4 of the robed turds didn’t want to award the contractors money owed. What sewer did these people crawl out of. We need term limits for Supreme Court justices.

Tell me this wasn’t a setup. Benedict Donald greets Zelenskyy outside and refers to what he’s wearing. Then in the Oval Office queen of the stupid’s boy friend ask why he didn’t wear a suit. These people are despicable. youtu.be/RoVAS_gGoVk

Ever time I hear Benedict Donald say how he’s saving the country, it reminds of the time during the Vietnam war when an officer said something like “it became necessary to destroy the town in order to save it.”

Any pools running on Ka$h Patel being confirmed today? I pick confirmed 52-48 but I do think there is the possibility of a 53-47 yes vote. I wouldn’t trust McConnell any further than I could throw him to do the right thing. And there is no way the republicans will do the right thing.

Stephen Colbert referred to Bove as the love child of Lurch and Uncle Fester, but I have to in part disagree. He looks like the love child of Uncle Fester and Roy Cohn.

I saw a picture of a sign from one of the protests Monday, it read: You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

I think people should refer to X in a manner similar to what was used when Prince changed his name to a symbol nobody knew how to pronounce so they’d use “the artist previously known as Prince.” In X’s case it would be “the site previously known as Twitter.” And never refer to it as X again.

Oh, oh. Trump is holding a joint press conference with the Japanese pm. Hope he doesn’t claim Okinawa, or Hokkaido.

I think when trump is dead and buried every patriotic american should make a pilgrimage to his grave site and piss on it.