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Thank you Rick Scott for campaigning for the Democrats.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "This Week in Stupid: October 24 edition" — MAGA shoots it, the Space Nazi refutes it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's Thursday's post: "Preznit Fuckwit knows he’s losing his mind, and it’s scaring him shitless" — How’s it feel to be a loser, Donny? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's Wednesday's post: "Agolf Shitler commits another fascism. How did we Nazi it coming?" Weird how everything Donny does, the Third Reich did first." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff.

here's today's post: "Same rally, different day: Welcome to the worst version of Groundhog Day ever, starring Preznit Fuckwit." it’s all so eternally exhausting. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

from Monday's post: "We’re all still waiting for Donny to collude with America" — That must be one hell of a pee tape. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff.

Here's Sunday's post: "No Kings Four, fuck yeah" — How much do we loathe Donny? Let us count the ways. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Women are far stronger than most men give them credit for. Plus, they’re way more in control of their actions and emotions. I’m a proud feminist, just like Mr. Momoa.

When JFK ran, they said the country would never elect a Catholic president. When Obama ran, they said the country would never elect a Black president. Michiganders care a lot less about how I pray than what I pray for: peace, dignity, basic goodness for all of our kids.

🔥 “Answer the question, Tommy — I think you’re the one who needs to read the constitution, not me.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social skillfully handles a bigoted Islamophobic heckler and exposes him as the true religious zealot in the room.

🔥 “You voted to cover up the evidence even though you knew 14-year-old girls had been raped because Donald Trump told you to.” Sen. @ossoff.bsky.social savages Mike Collins to his face on the debate stage

yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit had ONE JOB to do: walk ten feet from the stage to his limo. spoiler alert: the demented old coot fucked that shit up. thank you for your attention to "This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4jnoBOE

the media is the reason we have a racist moron for president. they wanted a shit-show to report on — and they still do. that's why they keep on normalizing this fascist carnival barker. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ysEUO3

I'm sorry, but it seems like a really bad idea to let Diaper Nurse Natalie Harp and Found Object Katie Zacharia ride together in close quarters with Dear Leader on Helicopter Force One. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain exactly why that is. link is here: bit.ly/4s94Ah8

here's Thursday's post: "It’s Wheel of Moron Thursday: Ordinary tales of perfectly normal dumbfuckery" — The stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4s94Ah8

Piss-Drunk Pete and Bobby Brainworms get to fuck up every damn day, and their jobs are safe. Katie Zacharia has one bad day, and already the knives are out. misogynist much, Donny? oh, and Katie Z absolutely does FUCKING SUCK. in today's post, I mock the shit out of her. please read: bit.ly/4zDioDb

🚨Holy crap! Ken Paxton partied on New Year’s Eve 2024 in Dubai with his girlfriend and two U.S. fugitives (Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail) charged in healthcare fraud/embezzlement schemes. Ahmed, a major donor, gave about $190,000 to Paxton’s campaign — including after his indictment.

🚨 WOW: WSJ reports Ken Paxton partied in a luxury Dubai high-rise with 2 FUGITIVES, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, facing fed charges over an alleged $15 MILLION hospital embezzlement scheme — alongside his gf (not his wife). Ahmed donated $190K to Paxton, including $25K AFTER his indictment.

here's today's post: "Racist imbecile depletes National Strategic Reserve of Racism" — Show us on the doll where Somalia hurt you, Donny. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

And dumbass Texans keep electing this thug.

the livestreamed execution of Nidal Hasan is going to blow back in ways that these fucksticks are too stupid to comprehend. lucky us. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these morons exactly why they're morons. wish me luck. link is here: bit.ly/47UPzWJ

yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2

it's Saturday, and it's time for "This week in stupid: October 10 edition" — Jesse swoons, Donny croons, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "What kind of shithole country livestreams executions? Our kind." — Cruelty, as always, is the point. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Brain damage from a stroke suffered shortly after being elected. he should have stepped down. He will never be okay again.

here's Thursday's post: "We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us." Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

They all knew, but sucked-up anyway...

And they voted for him anyway 😕

🎯🎯

here's today's post: "Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass" — what’s Donny packing back there? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways." Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

it's Saturday, and it's time for: "This week in stupid: October 3 edition" — Donny’s in a ghost town, Gutfeld is the most clown, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh

here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out." — Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

how fucking nutso is it that Donny considers the revenue that our government takes in to be 'profits' for his personal use? and it's insane that the press just goes along with it. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain just how insane it all is. link is here: bit.ly/4AC7UFc

from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Another BIG update in my lawsuit against Todd Blanche: he has now responded to each allegation in the Complaint & it’s obvious I've gotten under his skin! Blanche’s Answer is petty, attacking me for just doing my job. Why this filing moves the case closer to conclusion: youtu.be/dDsuoxktxT4?...

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...