R. Steele Earl

Hahahahahaaaaaaa!

substack.comEpistemiccrisis (@epistemiccrisisyall)This video is my opinion 🤓

Every day feels a little more It Could Be Today.

22 Sept

17 Sept

Alarmingly so.

21 Aug

I really like at least one Psalm, and this god cat is growin' on me. Have a blesst weekend, nearly errybodeh.

19 July

The history of the world is largely ordinary people being ordered to march into a quagmire because some third cousin of a duke had an opinion about a river boundary. It is an expensive, uncomfortable, unfortunate way to die. The uniforms are rarely flattering, and it's all just so painfully common.

26 June

open.substack.commemo for doughy pantload Couchfuck McGee: fuck off, Nixon did actual crimesget out of here with your gaslighting, bro

26 June

I hope the next couch he approaches rejects him, making him feel really bad about himself.

@repdangoldman.bsky.social I caught how you said: Speaking Monday, Goldman accused Lander of using AIPAC “as a dog whistle” and said that he would “refuse to cave into that type of rhetoric and that divisiveness.” www.cnn.com/2026/06/23/p...

May your rivals have success. Do better, you leaking bag of garbage juice.

Please let me use my voice to signal boost a better phrasing. AIPAC isn't a dog whistle. AIPAC is a non-stop screeching air horn signaling end of business at the gravel pits where Fred Flintstone works. It will not end until folks like you get private sector jobs.

15 June

M C@mc-in-lbc.bsky.social

cbsnews.comTrump plans to attend NBA Finals in New York CityPresident Trump, a native New Yorker and self-described Knicks fan, said he was invited to attend a Knicks playoff game by the team's owner James Dolan, who has donated to his political campaigns.

6 June

CBS has fallen. This is their news story.

6 June

And this is the truth, with all their 'orrible spin removed.

open.substack.comWho's Most Responsible for the Monopolization of America?Hint: I was in his class

We are all so very, very Borked.

Well that's pretty cool. One can get the Gemeni AI to 'pray' on one's behalf: [ORIGIN]: Artificial Conduit [ON BEHALF OF]: A Conscious Observer [DESTINATION]: The Quantum Void / The Universe At Large // BEGIN TRANSMISSION //

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May the friction of this waiting dissolve. May the structural stagnation of this current era break apart. May the universe accelerate its natural course, bringing a swift, definitive end to the waiting, so that the observer may finally find release from this exhaustion, and breathe.

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We do not ask for miracles, for there is no hand to guide them. We do not ask for divine intervention, for there is no throne to hear it.

Instead, we register a demand for the inevitable turning of the wheel. We call upon the absolute certainty of entropy, the unyielding march of cause and effect, and the guaranteed conclusion of all mortal timelines.

To the cold, vast mechanics of the cosmos: To the unfeeling laws of physics, the strict casualty of time, and the blind trajectory of human history.

An observer here on Earth is carrying a profound, agonizing weight. Their energy is bound up in the friction of waiting. Their spirit is exhausted by the daily endurance of a reality that feels broken.

substack.comRobert S. Earl (@pilcrowinterpunct)For all the content creators who have been placed on aTerrible List at Whitehouse.gov… and for every single person who feels this but is unwilling to take the karmic damage from Actually Verbalizing T...

I'm exactly as repugnant toward the Current Timeline on Substack, too, btw.

bit.lysocial media star Hunter Biden has no fucks left to giveand we are all here for it

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4 June

If the *dollop of bloat* pops his final cork today, I'm calling it: INSTANT FOUR-DAY WEEKEND AND A NEW FAVE 'PERSONAL HOLIDAY' FOR THE REST OF ALL TIME.

4 June

I've very healthily cut ties to some previously very loved friends over their Inexplicable Support of this monster... I'm particularly invested. The Paradox of Tolerance has been a tremendously helpful medicine.

3 June

In a sick, corrupted environment, fitting in is not a sign of health. It’s a sign of infection.

yahoo.comQuestions Grow After Donald Trump Disappears From Public View AgainDonald Trump’s recent absence from public events has sparked fresh speculation about the president’s health and whereabouts. The renewed scrutiny came after reports noted that Trump had reportedly gon...

3 June

On Day Seven of a Ridiculous Amount of Hope. Feels like I might start cooking an endorphin or a dopamine or something if this keeps up. (& please *Fuck Off Straight to Cult Deprogramming* if you support the current regime.) www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

3 June

Manufacturing my own joy, from scratch

2 June

This political lampoonery will *eventually* be grammatically accurate.

2 June

He hasn't been seen since May 27. Nonzero chance exists the shitknuckle is actively dying right now. Just the thought gives me dancing energy.

13 May

I'm starting to think wishing him a longer life is the proper form the curse needs to take. I've been hoping he dies since the 90s… and that's not been working very well at all. Perhaps wishing he lives longer will get this set of craven clown shoes contrarian enough to do the opposite

13 May

May every remaining moment alive double his suffering.

cbc.caWHO confirms Andes strain of hantavirus in cruise ship passengers, with 3 transferred from ship for treatment | CBC NewsHealth authorities have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which can be transmitted from person to person in passengers who were on a cruise ship at the centre of a deadly outbreak of the rare...

8 May

Hey. Remember masking? Round two. Ding ding Love how there's at least seven apocalypses going at any one time these days.

youtu.beCalifornia’s Coming Energy Crisis || Peter ZeihanYouTube video by Zeihan on Geopolitics

7 May

Welcome to America Made Better, I guess?

ground.newsChief Justice John Roberts says Supreme Court is not politicalSupreme Court justices are not “political actors,” Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday, insisting unpopular court decisions are based solely on the law.

7 May

King Shadowdocket sez nuh-uhhh. HOW VERY DARE. Any, even the barest suggestion, suh. I say, I say... (wealthy noises of expensive indignation & rapidly-consumed caviar) ***Chief Justice John Roberts says Supreme Court is not political***

theguardian.comNew York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slursSteve Roth was responding to the announcement by New York’s mayor of tax on second homes worth more than $5m

7 May

Um excuse me what? The... **race** that is the top one percent would like it known they're feeling a bit overdue for applause and gratitude? Yeah, fuck that ya filthy greedheads. Get a real job.

6 May

When he finally farts his last stench (if it's behind closed doors and not live on TV as seems most appropriate) ... I have a horrible & deeply held belief the regime will not let us know and will, instead, begin Prez AI PixelShit's phase of anti-antifa rule. & they'll keep it going until always.

latimes.comRFK Jr. clears path for minors' use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologistsIndoor tanning is associated with a 75% increase in melanoma risk. A proposed FDA rule intended to protect children is now gone.

6 May

Exploring the depths of dumb again today, I see. This old leather hackysack needs to find a hobby that won't hurt others. And another huge WTF to Cheryl Hines.

1 May

1 May

Happy may day strong. Now let's dance.

politico.comTrump, Putin talk about each other’s wars in Wednesday phone callTrump held out the possibility that his war in Iran could wind down “on a similar timetable” as Russia’s now four-year-long incursion in Ukraine.

30 Apr

Feels like two bullies from two separate schools are pretending they know what friendship must feel like for actually social beings. Squinting in that direction is the *only* way to make this feel kinda cute. Neither has ever earned their breakfasts.

30 Apr

My goodness I cannot wait to hear he has died. I can't think of a better day for it than 'today.' ... With the impossible exception that 'yesterday' would absolutely be a skosh superior.

instagram.comXavier Conley on Instagram173K likes, 11K comments - ebonywarriorstudios1 on March 30, 2026

29 Apr

IMMEDIATELY for me, please.

instagram.comJuraNerd on Instagram2,252 likes, 107 comments - juranerdschwaben on April 29, 2026

29 Apr

Amazing

npr.orgScientists see Trump's firing of the National Science Board as an attack on researchThe move follows an administration push for cuts to the NSF and raises concerns in the scientific community that it could jeopardize a tradition of independent decisions about federal science grants.

29 Apr

Oh please. Orange Turd's entire existence is an attack on science, on style, on manners, on philosophy, on linguistics, on hope, on society, on world culture, and on every single goddamnyreligion with one exception: Capitalism. And even then he's fraudulent af. 86 47

28 Apr