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@pippy.bsky.social

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the world is separated only by (complimentary) and (derogatory). what you believe no longer matters; based, normie, deranged, trite, who cares. you can be pervert (complimentary) or genius (derogatory). and the true power lies in the givers of the parenthesis. they, the shadow cabal (complimentary)

logging on and noticing my discoursemeter going off every direction I point it. 2.8 kilobeefs. I follow the threads. souls? no. stancil? standard. I turn a corner and find a massive account suspension. suddenly I see it all. my god. 54 kbeef.

I used to to do this bit with my ex where I would open mail and go "oh would you look at that, another letter of appreciation from the dick doctor" and she got really mad about that one

clankhole (n). when the robot gets lost down some problem that it just can't get out of, constantly misdiagnosing the problem and wasting hours of your time. often caused by some bad assumption by the robot. insanely irritating. easy to spot from the outside, hard to accept on the inside

when my takes become stale and irrelevant because the world has moved on but I haven’t noticed, please be gentle. just give me a fake twitter where everybody replies “wow life changing advice” like they did for paul graham

I'm afraid I must resign from the Frito Lay corporation because I'm scared of the risks of the incredible cheesy flavor blast of New Doritos Blasted! Cheesy Chips!, which our ai factory is now paperclipping