pipsqueak reposted
The best part of this, by the way, isn't even being told to pee your pants in front of your friends - it's the 45 seconds after, where you're red faced and standing with your legs just a little too wide apart, trying to act casual while they all laugh, knowing you're being a good kid.
Get you a caretaker who's comfortable telling you in front of your friends to just go in your diaper