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Forgot to paint it black again.

Wanted to do a funny to publicly announce a big life change but I fucked it up.

Seattle's city council unanimously passed protections for polyamorous people on Tuesday. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Just wanted to post these pictures of Vivi absolutely killin it in her suit at Megaplex

I now have two raptors. Who wants to start a pack with me? (Second one white because powdered for storage)

Whatever happened to artists releasing sexy dragon calendars

Surprise gift art I got today from @tinyheehaw.bsky.social who understands me thoroughly

Shucks. Pour one out for the raptor.

Megahecks

Big lady...

Oh hey that's me

Turns out I'm stupid

I got run over by a lime bike Sunday night while in full rubber on my way to a spicy party. Got caught right in the back of my good leg and taken tf out. I can hardly stand today, but I did shove my rubbery claws in the offender's mouth as punishment and made a friend.

Mwaaaah

Bought a dragon mask from them frisky critter folks and cut the face off of it just today whatcha think

Lobster car

Got caught by drones at Megaplex

Spent some time in the back rooms

Today I part with some dear old friends. It's the end of an era for me. I inspect cranes no longer. It's time to let my favorite tools go to someone who will use them. A close friend is starting his own service and he needs these more than I do. Oh how I'll miss my wireless load cell...

I'm telling ya bud they're adding chemicals to the beer that make you piss a bunch

How to find me at megaplex

Did a lil hypno after a couple shots of bourbon and my Midwest accent came out. I'm brainwarshin

My favorite thing about my friends is their near complete acceptance of themselves and absolute will they use to push their own boundaries with each other instead of hiding behind jokes to hint at what they want.

I picked up a dnsys z1 exoskeleton to help me keep up when hiking and climbing with my friends who have all of their bones. I'm not sure I'm using it right but the mechanical whirring of the motors when walking really does something for the robot fucker in my heart.

Wife so hot. I love wife

Devastated to find out Vivi looks taller than me when she wears her high heel boots and dragon mask.

Almost finished printing and framing every silly picture anyone has ever gifted us, these ones by @tinyheehaw.bsky.social

Couldn't sleep last night so I made a gallon of chai and started fishing at 4am and got lots of these lil bass buddies usin a whopper plopper that looked real neato cutting through the wildfire smoke drifting low across the water.

Got a new rubber suit new suit new suit got a new suit oh gosh yay I got a new suit just in time for megaplex Vivi also got a new suit we got new suits cant wait to run around and be a dinosaur at the dinosaur themed convention aaa

Y'all @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social slayed painting this one for me and their prices are so criminally low to the point this commission felt like robbery so go get yourself something you can print on canvas then frame and have to explain when your folks come over for the holidays.

Wellp, I'm no longer a gold star top.

Man I love fishing. Was at the shore today and some kids like maybe 10 years old came up and I gave them some rooster tail lures and showed them how to catch trout here, and they were hyped up. Then an otter showed up and started taking fish off our line like a bastard but they were excited anyway

Came home from fishing with my bro to find my his wife and her girlfriend banging my wife on the couch, so we cracked open some beers and sat down in a couple chairs and experienced what I can only describe as a double-cucked bro-out.

Otter tried to steal my fishing bobber.

This has been a really really really good summer. I love y'all let's go swimming